Someone call the Bed Intruder

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Someone call the Bed Intruder
  1. Unread #1 - Mar 25, 2012 at 8:33 PM
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    My sister and I go out at 9AM today to Olympia for her boyfriend's baseball game. The house is entirely empty all day. We're just getting home, we go into the shed to get food for the dog and it's gone. After looking around, we noticed that the entire shed is torn apart, Mine and alex's snowboarding gear is thrown around, her quad tires are all over the floor, the dog food is thrown in a corner somewhere, and everything was messed with. My sister instantly thinks it's Jessie, so she's upset about that, but nothing seems to be missing so whatever.

    We go inside, and instantly both of us stop dead because there's some weird-ass heavy perfume smell hanging in the air that neither of us recognize. We keep walking, get into the living room, and one of my games that I haven't touched for years was sitting out on the coffee table. We looked into the xbox that I haven't touched in months and it was in there, and the xbox controller was sitting out too. I go upstairs into my room and all of my DVDs and videogames are gone.

    So far, that's all we found missing and misplaced, but I'm weirded out to say the least
     
  3. Unread #2 - Mar 25, 2012 at 8:39 PM
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    it was jesse
     
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    get new locks and a gun... and who is jesse?
     
  7. Unread #4 - Mar 25, 2012 at 8:52 PM
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    Oh jessie is her baby daddy ex boyfran
     
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    So an intruder broke into your house in order to play your video games but didn't take your console? WTF
     
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    Normally people would rage that their life's collection just got stolen
     
  13. Unread #7 - Mar 25, 2012 at 11:44 PM
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    The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity.
    So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
     
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    It was only like 400 dollars worth of games and movies, I'm not big on console games anyway, and movies can be replaced with free sharez downloads from WBB.


    Turns out my cousin "borrowed" the DVDs and games, the smell was a new cleaner we used yesterday that was sitting all night and all day while we were away, and it was my clumsy brother who was rooting through our shed

    Crisis averted.

    @jeff, wrong thread?
     
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    Is this serious?
     
  19. Unread #10 - Mar 26, 2012 at 12:26 AM
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    wtf. only $400?
     
  21. Unread #11 - Mar 26, 2012 at 2:45 AM
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    is it so hard to ask for permission before taking something...? dat cousin.
    you act like everyone's obliged to have wardrobes full of them... and it's possible most of his games are on steam
     
  23. Unread #12 - Mar 26, 2012 at 3:04 AM
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    Sorry bro, I forgot to clean up my mess.
     
  25. Unread #13 - Mar 26, 2012 at 7:51 AM
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    I'd assume Shaaaaun meant 'what the fuck do you mean only $400?'.
     
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