Smoking Weed

Hey guys..

Yesterday me and my friends were smoking weed and doing pills... I was wondering... if I run into a random drug test... would they find out I been smoking or doing E by piss sample?

I'm asking because I want to join this turny and it requires random test..=|

 

was yesterday the only day you did this? if so, the weed and E will probably be pissed out.

 

been doing it for 3 days straight and that's good to hear ^_^

 

if you've been smoking heavily for 3 days straight, you WILL show up in a test for at least like 2 weeks unless you flush

 

If you've been smoking for 3 days then it's going to take atleast a week or 2 to get it out. The E isn't even a problem on the other hand and will be out within 2-3 days. When it comes to getting THC out of your system quicker the best way is a lot of exercise on top of drinking only water (try atleast a galon a day) and eating a diet high in antioxidents. Now if you have a drug test in the next few days, these options won't do the job. There are several methods out there that people claim are correct, but they aren't. Detox's for one are complete shit. The best option you got is to follow this dillution method:

Urine tests aren't looking for THC, they are looking for THC metabolites. Dilution reduces the amount of THC metabolites found in your urine sample.

Note: Most drug screens don't check your creatinine levels. If you aren't taking a drug test for probation, then they most likely won't. When you intake large amounts of water then your creatinine level decreases which is why some might check.

Time permitting, 2-3 days before the test you will want to begin raising you creatinine levels. Creatine, which metabolizes into creatinine in 24-48 hours, can be raised with red meat or a creatine supplement, which is available online or at nutritional food stores. The amounts of creatinine metabolites are measured as part of the urine integrity check—the check to see if the sample is urine and if it is diluted. Creatinine level must be 20 mg/dL or greater.

1.4-12 hours before the test, take four (4) aspirin. Do not take Tylenol or Advil! This step may be repeated every 4-6 hours up until 4 hours before the test.

2.3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking two 8-ounce glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with cranberry or fruit juice, Powerade or Gatorade, teas, or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8 ounces every 15 minutes for the next hour, for a total of six glasses of water, or 48 ounces.

3.In about 1-2 hours, depending on your system, you should be voiding clear urine every 15-20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 ounces of water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.

4.1-2 hours before the test, take about 10 times the daily recommended dosage of vitamin B2 or B complex. If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, two times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.

That's it! Within 30-45 minutes of taking your vitamins, if you took your vitamin B in one dose, your urine should turn from clear to "vitamin" yellow and remain so for the next 2-4 voids. Be sure you have voided diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you test. It is always best to do a practice run as everyone is different and times may vary. Good luck!

 

Yeah, it depends on how much you've been smoking and how intensely those time intervals elapse. Since I doubt you only did one bowl each day they yeah your kinda screwed.

Your body creates a specific bi-product when THC enters your system, so yeah the THC will be flushed out by your body fairly quickly but that bi-product will remain there for quite some time. If this was the only time you smoked then it'll probably take 10-15 days, if you've smoke atleast twice a week before now, then it'll take roughly 3-6 weeks.

 

Doesn't this method only work with the concerned parent brand of test? Cuz I thought it doesn't cleanse you it just does a better job at "hiding" because of the faster process of the mass amount of Vitamin B thats entering.
Only reason I ask is because I tried a similiar method and it didn't do anything. (My mom's a nurse and uses the hospitals machines to check mine.)

 

It definitely gives you a great chance of passing. It's rather simple really. Basically you can drink enough water to temporarily dilute your urine completely, but you can't just hand them what is almost all water which is why the B2 is a must. It makes your urine a natural yellow so now they don't suspect a thing. The ONLY way they would be able to tell is whether or not they test your creatinine level which decreases when you drink a lot of water. In this case, it's important to take either a creatine suppliment or eat some red meat 12-4 hours before the test. I did this with probation tests by the way. I would have failed for 3 or 4 different drugs.

 

Smoking weed and drug tests don't go well together, it stays in your system longer than anything else.

 

I have used something called Niacin to flush my system. you can get it at your local drug store. beware the flushing feeling though, you'll get all hot and sweaty and tingly and red faced... you'll feel like shit man for like 20 minutes. Take one or two of those pills every day for like 4 days before your test and drink a lot of tea and water.

it worked multiple times for me

 

I've tried Niacin a few times and it's honestly never worked for me. There actually isn't any proof that it can flush your system of THC and is unlikely. Of couse the biggest factor of cheating a drugtest is really how much you smoke. I've had a lot of experience with probation and drug testing over the years and the biggest thing I've learned is that everyone's bodies are different. For example, once I was able to get clean in 9 days, just by drinking a lot of water and exercising a little, after smoking heavily for months and they only found a small trace of THC but still under the passing limit. Just recently a friend of mine went into probation to take a test after not having smoked for over a month and they told him his THC levels were off the chart, then locked him up.

*** If anyone out there has to deal with drug tests monthly, then the ONLY truly safe method is just to buy whizzinator. It's basically a strap on heating pad with a pouch of synthetic urine that you force out through a tube. There are a lot of different types and brands. The cheapest ones are around $50, but they work 100% of the time. If you don't want to quit smoking weed for the next several months and don't want to have to worry about violating probation, then this is the BEST investment you'll ever make. ***

 

The THC should stay in your system for 2 weeks or more

 

so do you wanna give credit to IamN2pot for writing that?
Did you ask him if you could use it?

 

I really hope you're kidding. Type in 'dillution method' on google and click the first one. Such a HUGE secret, I know. There is no actual owner of this method, so I don't see how me getting permission to post it should even be an issue. Methods are meant to be shared to help others who are in the same situation. If you feel so strongly about ownership then tell IamN2pot to give credit to whoever he stole it from. I did however forget about the post he made, so for anyone wanting to see the results of other people or more info regarding this method then go here:

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

 

I hope you are trolling..











































Please tell me your trolling..

 

It is widely known around the site that he is the creator of the guide. If you wrote something, would you want someone copying and pasting it around without giving you credit for writing such an in-depth guide?

 

depending on when your random drug tests will be initiated, you may or may not be safe. Marijuana will stay in your system for roughly a month. You can definitely cut this estimate down by drinking, drinking, and drinking (water). I recommend buying water by the gallon (costs like 69 cents for a gallon) then make sure to drink at least 1 gallon a day...though i recommend more. I also recommend purchasing a detox kit which can easily be found in your local cvs, walgreens, walmart, etc.

 

He may be the one who posted it on that site, but I highly doubt he is the original creator. The guide I used, there was no listed author so how am I supposed to know? And why should I even care? Honestly if I created a method that would help a lot of people then I couldn't care less how it gets shared. In fact the last thing I would want is a message from every person who wanted to post it on a forum. I'm sure that the original creator feels exactly the same way. On top of that, I'm not even a member of those forums and the guide was posted in 2004 so who knows whether he still even gets on. There is a huge difference between taking credit over something and just sharing it with others.