Marriage Joke + External vid card ftw??

Ok heres the joke a guy and his wife have been having sex for 20 yrs and every single time they do it he turns off the lights so they always have sex in the dark, but finally the wife gets fed up one day and turns on the lights and she looks down to see a vibrator. So she gets angry and asks for an explanation and the husband looks her directly in the eye sighs and says "Ill explain the dildo and you explain the kids"


k now for the computer question:

I have an Acer 5570 Laptop (dont like acer that much too bussiness oriented) and i didnt relly hav a choice on getting it so the issue is that its graphics card SUCKS its a freaking intel 945 chip so wtf I cant play any games the best thing i can play is prolly Halo Combat Evolved. My ques is shud I just wait for the new asus xg station (http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,128401/article.html) which mite come out in may for a cost of $600 or shud I buy a desktop and just use that OR shud I make my own desktop.

I need the cheapest bestest option ty for comments

 

Do you need a laptop, if not I would get a desktop.
Its cheaper with better graphics and other features.

 

The problem is tht i have a laptop but ty for input

 

Make your own, Or find a geeky girl and make her do it, And I heard that joke before.

 

huh girl?? and ya its one of those email forwarding thingies