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  1. B⁣ackstab555

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    I am writing now to tell you that tonight will be my last night on earth. Recently, my parents found out about my addiction to jenkem, and it has driven them to divorce. Every night I would sit in my room with a pack of razor blades, and I would listen to my dad hit my mom. Most nights he would rape her. Every thrust he would make, with his majestic, dolphin-shaped penis, I would thrust another wound into my arm with my razor blade

    Why? Because I'm a god damn freak. I don't fit into society. My only pastime is preparing jenkem, collecting the right specimens and watching each jar ferment. It has turned my mom and dad mental institution-level insane.

    In the past few days, my dad has been raping my mom more and more. He keeps her chained in my bedroom closet. One night he raped her in the closet while I was in bed. Her womanly moans of pain and suffer actually turned me on though. My dad one day noticed my door shaped genitalia begin to stiffen and rise into a magnificent architecture. He was so angered by this that he kicked my mom in the vagina and took the biggest book he could find and slammed it on my cock. My penis split in half, and I passed out from the pain.

    When I woke up, I found myself locked inside the closet with my naked mother. We were both naked. When I looked at her flat as pancake breasts, and her bushy vagina, my penis arose, though it was broken. We then had vicious animal sex, while I proceeded to choke her until she passed out. I tried to then open the door, but it was bolted shut. I got very lonesome after several days. My dad would throw some food in the closet every now and then, and sometimes he would ejaculate onto my food before giving it to me. Often times, he would rape me, and the final time he raped me, he removed my penis.

    Penis-less and bored one day or night (I don't fuckin know!!), I remembered I had put my iPod touch inside my closet.

    I pulled it out and turn the Wifi on and started posting on this site. As you can imagine, this site has been an escape for me. As of lately though, I have been mocked, but people just don't know what I am going through!! I am sick of this mockery, I am sick of life.

    In approximately 5 minutes I plan to suffocate myself by placing my head into my mom's vagina. I hope you assholes enjoyed making fun of me.

    Goodbye.

    edit: try saying "sorta like that backstab kid" now you fucking heartless bastards
     
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    sorta like that backstab kid?
     
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    hahaha, this takes sorta like that backstab kid to a whole new level.
     
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    If you assholes think that this story is all of the pain I am going through, think again!! this is only the half of it so FUCK OFF
     
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    Sorta like that backstab kid
     
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    Sorta like that backstab kid.
     
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    Lol'd at the book part
     
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    Sorta like that Backstab kid.
     
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    Sorta like that backstab kid.

    We all ready know this is complete bull shit. Stop trying to make us feel sorry for you.
    How do you use a computer then huh?
    And if it is true, call the cops dickhead.
    Leave your room for once, and grow a pair.
     
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    sorta like that backstab kid
     
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    tl;dr
     
  12. wild toothbrush

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    dude DIE =)
     
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    sorta like that backstab kid
     
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    kwuthaveudone
     
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    i find this highly amusing.
     
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    I am responsible for a successful meme. HIGH FUCKIN' FIVE!
     
  17. DickLord

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    We get it. You've said that about 5 times now. Calm down man

    lol
     
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    Sorta like that backstab kid.
     
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    His last activity today was at 3:17 AM, he lied he said he would kill himself in 5 minutes.
     
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    Sorta like that backstab kid.
     
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