How much do you love me: No one loves one fat mofo, one fat mofo loves no one.
Say something funny: I can't I am sad, not happy, no one loves me and it would really cheer me up I see my name in that list, at least I can have the illusion that someone loves.
Are you cool: I think that I am a cool person, no one else appears to think that though, if shelly would think that she would have gone to the prom with me right?
Link me to a funny thread: http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=404