F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T, RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM, come on everybody (something something) sing along..
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com, I should have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you email alerts, so you don't end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWnUmpQhiOw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FspHU8hOxhY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzPkhOofXVs&feature=related Blarg