Selling HUGE Steam account (800+ games)

Hi,

I have an account with over 800+ games (as says my Steam page) or 530+ (as says Steam Calculator), some via retail but most bought via the Steam Store. Steam Calculator values it at $7500. I'm looking to sell as I'm strapped for cash. I'm looking for $2000. Obviously, if anyone shows interest in making such a huge purchase I'll put up more details, but I just want to garner people's interest in such a large account at the moment. VAC status = in good standing, member for 3 years.
Would anyone be interested in me putting up my information?

Games included are:
TF2 (paid, with Cheater's Lament)
ARMA II complete
Assassin's Creed I & II
Batman Arkham Asylum & City
Borderlands Complete
Battlefield 2 & BC2
Brink
Bulletstorm

As you can imagine, the list goes on, but I don't want to post the whole thing unless I get some interested people. Please reply.

Here's a picture so you know I'm the real deal:


Matt