Colognetips to all all LIPSTICK KATS from Mr. Crayon.

LEMME INTRODUCE MYSELF, THE NAME IS CRAYON, LIL HEFFAS.. SAY IT LOUD N CLEAR SO THE STREETS KNOW.

*ahem, onto the subject lil niggas.

issey miyake l'dissey is some bitchperfume, hoes love that tho.. I got one for my x and she was all excited an shit.. fellas love that fragrance, when their bitches pussy smells like some fresh issey, ya dig?

u gotsta rub sum miyakestatus on those clits and start butterin up those figgas...

aight personally i go for either burberry brit, calvin klein* eternity or the classic dolce & gabbana.. Shit smells for hours and are really refreshing to have on. I always get pussy tossed at me whenever i put those shits on.. I crocodile dundee those bitches son but whenever i put on a cologne, its over. Dead serious like a nervous comedian - no joke. Hoes b like "awww Crayon shiet, i love ur looks and all a dat but mayne u gotsta school these fake ass negroes on that cologne fortè, baby.. ur shits a-plus like hieroglyphics mayne... ain no palsy ass niggas got ur fragranceswag. ur game is stepped up, my man"

so I guess u gotsta hear what im sayin and cop those i just mentioned, lil niggas.

*= some autenthic shit, patna.. dont be a chavish muthafucka rockin sum turkmenistan Culvan Klien or some shit, ya dig?

 

Not as good as a troll as Marrow is, but keep trying, you'll go far kid.