[GUIDE]How to win in a street-fight[GUIDE]

Hello, i'm now going to show you guys... my 1TH guide! This guide is about, "Street Fighting." (I strongly suggest NOT letting your EGO getting in the way of your SAFTEY).
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Ok, so you picked a street fight. Wheter your 9,19,or 39, this guide, will work.
First off, make sure you know your surroundings, almost ANYTHING can be used as a
weapon. Always remember, if you picked a fight, and your opponent, is a better fighter,
or has a back-up, or even has a weapon, just be ready, to take a punch.
If you can, walk away from the fight. Honestly, don't let your ego get in the way of your safety,
the most sure-fire way for you to "win" a fight, is to just walk away.

Always stay calm, never let your guard down, but stay firm. For example, if somebody accuses
you of looking at their girlfriend, avoid the fight by apologizing, now - the accuser has two options
- Accept your apology and even apologize back.
-Continue the threatening behavior.

Even if all is well, always take 2-3 steps back, and be ready for a possible sucker-punch.
If he keeps threatening you, apologize again, look sincere, but don't look weak. If he continues
to approach you, get your voice firmer as he gets closer, and use words like "Back off", or
"Keep away".

Ok, so you now have established the base of the fight. Now, if the situation elevates, lets actually
help you, on how to defend yourself.

Get a stirm stance, so you can't be thrown down easily, by spreading your legs to shoulder width
and bend your legs.
Always remember, to hit the opponents "soft spots"(face,temples,throat,kidneys,solar plexus).

As said before, it's best if you can AVOID the fight itself, so comes the "fight or flight" method.
Your aggressor, will probably try to gang up on you, so if that happens, don't let your EGO
get in the way of your SAFETY, so try to run, or get the public involved by screaming as loud as
possible, screaming the word "fire", is more likely going to help, since the public at the time, may
not want to get involved if you scream anything else. If that doesn't work, than always try to do
"cheap-shots", such as biting,scratching,poking him in the eye,kicking them in the "jewels", or
anything else, remember you're in a fight, not in a ring with rules!

After a fight, if you know you can be arrested, or the opponent ganged up on you, always remember to phone the police as quickly as the fight ends, let them know where you are, where the fight occured, and describe your attackers and possibly even identify them, as well as you can.

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Congratulations, you now know, the "rules" and "percautions", of street fighting. Always heed my warning, of NEVER letting your EGO get in the way of your SAFETY.
Thank you very much.
-Sinful Thoughtz

 

ripped

http://www.wikihow.com/Win-a-Street-Fight

pwned?

Whole guide is ripped here are some similarities.

Wiki:

His:

 

This guide rot. I highly doubt any sythe members would get into a street fight?

 

How is the guide ripped? I took time myself to write it, if "ripping" means studying up on percautions of street-fighting, so my guide can be officient, mean it's ripped? I don't think so.. :\

Please,do not call my guide "ripped."

 

lawl i loved it but its ripped

 

Yeah, ripping faggot.

And who the hell would do that? You'd look like a pussy, my god. You probably don't have enough balls to get in a fight.

 

ROFL so theres pretty much a 1 in a billion chance that you happened to repeat everything that wikihow said? in order?

 

Wow, you guys are so tough. You're all calling my guide ripped, because I wrote an guide on how to street-fight? The website heavenlord presented, I used as an resource. I l PK l I, don't call me a pussy, because you're really tough talkin shit behind your computer. I hate people who do that, say pussy to my face.

 

I just searched it. it was ripped

 

Its not a direct rip from
http://www.wikihow.com/Win-a-Street-Fight, but its close.

 

It isn't all of your work. You ripped from wikhow.

 

I didn't rip... I already said, I used it as a resource.. I left out information that I didn't think was needed, I added information that was needed, I re-worded words, but most of all, It's not ripped. Similarily close.

 

god damnit, don't you understand thats the same fucking thing?

 

No, I didn't steal the guide. I didn't "copy + paste" anything, so honestly fuck off. Because I can easily find "lucid dream guides" that match wording in your guides, and accuse you of ripping. GTFO, honestly.

 

lol go try and find it. Btw its ripping because you failed to give credit to the original author. in which case wikihow.

 

You honestly are crying, because I didn't say "Oh - Source information by : Wikihow." ? Honestly gtfo, instead of saying "Ripped" just say add "Source Information by wikihow."

 

loll whatevs, I reported your guide in the ripped guides thread.

 

Ok, go ahead. My guide isn't ripped. Wikihow was source information, gtfo because my guide isn't ripped.

 

As others said it's ripped and I would like to point out, that this truly is the most ignorant guide of all time. you never punch someone in the temples or throat unless you believe they are going to try and kill you. because both spots are very deadly.

 

True say punching people in the throat or temple is gay kinda life if u gave them a knee there crotch. if ur gunna be an asshole fighting people at skool and shit like that fight fair or someone will jump in cuz ur fighting like a bitch.