RS actors need for Twilight paradoy! (making fun of the movie Twilight with a RS vid)

Hey guys, I'm Okkk, I'm "new" to this site. >.< Anyways I have NO clue where else to look sooo...how about here? Haha. Well anyways, I started a new Youtube channel and I rreeaalllyy want to do a RS Twilight parody. We need cast as followed:

Edward (must have 99 def and att)
A black guy (doesnt matter what lvl/skills)
Charlie (skills dont matter, you need a beard)
Someone with a rreeaallyy nice house (this will be the Cullen Mansion)
Rosalie (blonde hair, 99 def and att also)
Emmet (all cb skills 99 with capes)
Carlisle (99 def)
Alice (anyone who can type: ooooooh i see da fooootttchuuuurreee. Bella youz gunna dai.)
Jasper (blonde hair, anyone who can say: mmmm. you smell like chicken.)
Jacob (must be tan, wear a Veracs Brassard or something, and be able to say:Mmmmm girl fruday niyut gonna be grrrreat >

Ok so every Guy-Cullen must have Ele'. Id like the guys to all have black.
Girls, go crazy with your outfits. The only requirement for a Cullen girl is Rosalie, who must be wearing a White beret, have long blonde hair, tan shorts, desert boots (white boots w/e), and white gloves.

I know it sounds REALLY weird right now, (lol) but dw about it. Auditions will be held TOMMOROW (December 29th) at, well, if your in Texas 8am. 0.0 Its 8:09pm right now, so you guys can do the math. Lol anyways, it will be in the Draynor house world 69. I hate to sound racist, but I'd really only like Americans, so you guys in Europe/Aussie/wherever arent up at 2 am with us haha. If i can, I will do voice-overs of what the people are typing. This will make the vid 10000000 times funnier since I'm a girl of a million voices :] Haha well yeah so auditions, world 69 (P2P) Please everyone come ! I really want this to be a success.


(WARNING!!)
This movie will NOT happen in one hour. In fact, it will be a MIRACLE if we can get it in 2 days! You MUST have a LOT of free time. I hope to have it up and posted by SATURDAY. This will take ALOT of practices! PPLLEEAASSEE dont even ATTEMPT to try out if you think you might EVEN a LITTLE bit want to go off or do something. We WILL NOT HAVE TIME TO REPLACE YOU!!! Please, do NOT waste our time. :\ Thanks :] Oh and btw, all names that were made in the video will be posted on Youtube video, and in description, and in tag.

If you have any questions at all, please dont hesitate to join my cc. Bpf. (I have never botted on this acc no reason to report. -.-)

Thanks guys :] and PM me on here if your interested and CANT make it tommorow morning!

 

I think Sythe is a market and social forum. Not a Drama play, lmao irl.

 

And this is a social event taking place inside a game this forum was created for.

Sorry, can't help OKKK (no time to start an account on runescape / find my old account), but keep us posted with links so I can see this parody.

 

I'll be Alice , LOL sounds cool

 

I'll be No one , LOL sounds gay

 

Hes allowed to do it. Make sure you post the link when your done though!

Maybe a little more of a explanation of what your looking for?

 

I laughed so hard when I read this. What the fuck.. LETS RP?!

 

and afterlyfe, thanks. :] haha and btw, SHE. :\ Just thought I should point that out :]

 

lol guys tehnoobshow and everyone else can do it, but I cant? and i hope it sounds fun because If you guys all add me and stay posted, when free trade comes out Ill be giving (i know it isnt much :\) 5mill free to all cast members :] and honestly Im looking for anyone who doesnt type like this:

h1 y0utube!

hi
youtube

hey youtube you aint that much of an aint (improper grammar...) >.<

also, for the black guy, just make a nooby level 3? haha and how does it sound gay. -.- Its fun for those who want to have it :} Also, yeah RP there are movie stars who make 48753487598235632 dollars off that. =.= and thanks to uselesspoop and epic xtc. Any support is needed haha well see you guys first thing in the morning :]

 

Nonononononono. See this forum is for CHEATING, HACKING, and SELLING SHIT, and SHOWING OFF PIXELZ. There's this place called the Runescape forums for sucking jamflex's metaphorical PENIS and roleplaying.

 

You know that much about twilight AND your trying to make a runescape video? I'll be checking in on the Personal Support & Assistance forums for your coming out of the closet thread.

 

This forum is not for Hacking

OT: Show us your work?

 

Definetly :] and how on Earth could I come out of the closet..? There are thousands of girls all over the world who are OBSESSED with that series. I actually had to google most of that stuff. Anyways, world 15 in 10 minutes at Draynor Manor. I hope everyone can come :]