why is everyone in this part of the forums a fucking loser?

im great at everything i do
im captain of the lacrosse team
my girlfriend is sexed, and so am i
i have a 4.0 gpa and i'm getting a $2000/year grant on my tuition at upenn
i drive a golf gti
my dick is 8.5 inches
im rich on runescape
im probably gonna get a better job than all of you and amount to way more
u wish u were me

 

Oh the irony.. (referring to title not his half page braggathon)

 

bacon is poopy

 

Cool dood.
Let me know when you see reality.

 

iLold.

 

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

 

Lol@Baconater...

 

Gid, better pic of me, naow.

 

wat?  

 

http://sythe.org/member.php?u=280356

Isn't he apart of this forum?

 

Fight him, John.

 

Did you get the ruler out to measure your penis?

 

i didn't know rulers came in milimeters?

 

In Australia one side is imperial the other side is metric, I don't know how rulers work in Bratislava .

 

^^^^^^

Australia <3

 

i belif u

 

Did you just ask a question without using a question mark ? You have confused me.

Nah I don't hate them, so not completly I don't just like them anywhere near me.

 

You have S3x with those dolls on your shelf?

 

Dolls.

Lol'd.