Anybody else love tinder?

Share some stories

Was swiping through I saw this chicks bio saying "spitters are quitters" I swiped right straight away

 

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I swipe right on everyone

 

I got standards though bro or I would haha

 

Fat chicks need love too I guess you'll take one or two for the team @Wildy Killz

 

Based on a true story.

 

It's a morale booster my dude... I go for the matches

 

Yeah I know man , feel your self esteem rise when a chick matches you back or Swipes right on you first

 

Hahahahahahaha wtf

 

@b1b tellem

 

My friend met a girl on Tinder while in Paris for a weekend. They kept talking a little bit after he went home to Amsterdam. She asked his address so she could send a birthday card. She fucking showed up on his birthday.

She texted him while he was at work saying she was at his front door and he thought she must be joking but he was in a meeting and unable to call her for two hours. He said it was the longest two hours of his life. When he found out she was serious he was shocked. He had to invite her along to dinner with his family and then his friends had a small party for him and she brought a cake. He let her sleep on his couch (played the “I’m a gentleman” card) and luckily he had a business trip the next day so he had an excuse to ask her to leave. She recently called him to say she was getting ready for a date and had nothing to wear. Crazy.

 

I prefer backpage

 

It's sheer dating economics that you're better off just swiping right on everything as a guy and then going from there esp since so many ppl put the pussy on a pedestal

 

The new "Group" this is fucking stupid. It pops up every time you like a group "Are you going out tonight too?" . Like fuck off im not going outside.

 

Good evening sythe. I request your assistance in Project: get b1b laid. hit me up with some pickup lines for these fine young women

target 1:
clearly a 32 year old preying on 17 year old boys


target 2:
aspie asian, dyed hair at 26, clearly stunted developmentally


target 3:
the purest soul I ever did lay my own 2 eyes on.

target 4:
bloodsucking harpie. the feminazi ideal. lives at home yet still expects you to provide transportation and drugs and funds. if you're reading this, fuck you, you fat white trash whore

target 5:
this is a real human bean, i dont think she's ready for my autism



target 6:
I could see myself disappointing her

 

Needs its own thread

 

@b1b target 1 no contest

 

That's fine mate

Fuck that, was a weird bitch I hope I don't pick up any like that I'd shoot myself.

Definitely !!!!

 

Target 1 and 4 look like they got enough cushion for the pushin'