moved into my own place

and theres a busstop right outside my driveway. at 2:55PM every day i listen to fat ugly sluts giggle

 

And so it begins.

 

invite them inside

 

All you need is a paper bag. It's always good to have some cushion for the pushin'.

 

Show those busted women a good time

 

Do you peep on them out the corner of your window?

 

post pics of ur new place

 

how can u hear that in the basement

EDIT: soz thx to shawty i worked out i accidentally hacked myself, wont happen again

 

how do u hack urself

 

will post pics in the AM

of both fat bitches & my place

mostly of fat cuties

edit: also mod security is not a joke god -.- shiver mi timbers

 

Then they invite you inside

 

ding ding just won willy wonka golden ticket where you get to explore that cave of candy

 

did you just call yourself a candy ass?

 

i'll spell it out for you.

>you said they invite you inside
>they're fat
>willy wonka is major candy manufacturer, also a movie about candy company
>fat girls normally indulge in candy

 

Oh ok ur joke is funny now

 

free candy

 

You cheeky kent

 

respect

 

They are probably laughing at the size of your dick. Thats nothing to laugh about