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  1. kid elvranqe

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    So i brought this girl home from a club a couple hours ago, and after making hot passionate sexy time for a long time hours she just fell asleep on my bed.

    what should i do? she is sprawled out on like 3/4ths of the bed. she stole all the fucking covers too... FML

    and i just looked at her drivers license and she is 18 and i cant even pronounce her real name.
     
  2. KingCrackerJacks

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    throw her on the ground and sleep on your bed
     
  3. hey guys

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    pics please
     
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    This.
     
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    take a picture, jerk off in her hair and in the morning kick the hoe out
     
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    Pull her shirt up, take a picture of her tits, and send it to me. That will make her mad.
     
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    Do you have a waffle iron?
     
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    Do you have a dog?
     
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    Do you have a flat head screwdriver, 3 marshmallows, a bucket of caramel, guitar stand, and a yoga matt?
     
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    Do you have a shotgun?
     
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    Fucking Pics Man


    Fucking Pics, Is That Too Hard To Ask!?!?!?!!?!
     
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    hgfhj;lkftghkj.


    Sorry was wiping cum off my keyboard at your hot sexy time story.
     
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    You guys need to stop jacking off to other people's pleasures and get your fucking own! It's just sad
     
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    l0l0l0l0l that sounds kinky
     
  15. kid elvranqe

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    You:
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    Her:
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    now you can understand why it was so hot and passionate.
     
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    wtFUCK is that thing??!?!? even im a little bit disturbed! >_<!
     
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    Its me irl.
     
  18. kid elvranqe

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    cant blame you.
     
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    oh, ok. I figured. Should have guessed.
     
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