Invest in DerkCoin NOW

1 cent per coin, no doubt will go up to a dollar each.

Then when you go to cash out, you get booted offline for a month while R2Derk takes all of your coins



Your place of employment work computer will also be spammed with pig porn and gook across the screen until you get fired.

 

Testimonials:

"I Invested 5,000 dollars into Derkcoin and when I went to cash out my 500,000 winnings I was swatted and felt up by a young whippersnapper cop"

-Nana Duke

 

PiggyG testimonial:

Yeah man, so my brother Str8 P I G told me about this great new coin he was creating. Trusting my fellow comrade I put 25,000 dollars into the pot, my life savings. Next thing I know, he's turning my router into a toaster and I'm being hauled off to be turned into bacon. This guy is a fuckin gook and a half. Do NOT TRUST

 

Leave Britney alone

 

Poor PiggyG being hauled off after Derk left him to dry

 

You crossed the line there, I want to laugh but can't because I was a police officer for almost 2 years