Cambria Checklist

Alright so basically there are a lot of acts in pornography that will get the director in trouble. How many of them have you seen?

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• Massive Ejaculation on the Face
• Urination
• Adults appearing to be underage
• Subjects involving the Dead
• Subjects involving Religion
• shots with appearance of pain or degradation
• bukakke
• spitting or saliva mouth to mouth
• food used as sex object
• coffins
• blindfolds
• wax dripping
• two penises in/near one mouth
• shot of stretching vagina
• fisting
• squirting
• bondage-type toys or gear unless very light
• girls sharing same dildo (in mouth or vagina)
• hands from 2 different people fingering same girl
• male/male penetration
• transsexuals
• bi-sex
• degrading dialogue, e.g., "Suck this cock, bitch" while slapping her face with a penis
• menstruation topics
• incest topics
• forced sex, rape themes, etc.
• black men-white women themes

 

[✓]Massive Ejaculation on the Face
[✓]Urination
[✓]Adults appearing to be underage
[✓]Subjects involving the Dead
[✓]Subjects involving Religion
[✓]shots with appearance of pain or degradation
[✓]bukakke
[✓]spitting or saliva mouth to mouth
[✓]food used as sex object
[✓]coffins
[✓]blindfolds
[✓]wax dripping
[✓]two penises in/near one mouth
[✓]shot of stretching vagina
[✓]fisting
[✓]squirting
[✓]bondage-type toys or gear unless very light
[✓]girls sharing same dildo (in mouth or vagina)
[✓]hands from 2 different people fingering same girl
[✓]male/male penetration
[✓]transsexuals
[✓]bi-sex
[✓]degrading dialogue, e.g., "Suck this cock, bitch" while slapping her face with a penis
[✓]menstruation topics
[✓]incest topics
[✓]forced sex, rape themes, etc.
[✓]black men-white women themes

 

quite hot

 

lol'd

 

[✓]Massive Ejaculation on the Face
[✓]Urination
[✓]Adults appearing to be underage
[✓]Subjects involving the Dead
[✓]Subjects involving Religion
[✓]shots with appearance of pain or degradation
[✓]bukakke
[✓]spitting or saliva mouth to mouth
[✓]food used as sex object
[✓]coffins
[✓]blindfolds
[✓]wax dripping
[✓]two penises in/near one mouth
[✓]shot of stretching vagina
[✓]fisting
[✓]squirting
[✓]bondage-type toys or gear unless very light
[✓]girls sharing same dildo (in mouth or vagina)
[✓]hands from 2 different people fingering same girl
[✓]male/male penetration
[✓]transsexuals
[✓]bi-sex
[✓]degrading dialogue, e.g., "Suck this cock, bitch" while slapping her face with a penis
[✓]menstruation topics
[✓]incest topics
[✓]forced sex, rape themes, etc.
[✓]black men-white women themes

The worse thing is... gohan starred in a porno with all these themes.

 

• Massive Ejaculation on the Face ✓
• Urination
• Adults appearing to be underage ✓
• Subjects involving the Dead ✓
• Subjects involving Religion ✓
• shots with appearance of pain or degradation ✓
• bukakke ✓
• spitting or saliva mouth to mouth ✓
• food used as sex object ✓
• coffins
• blindfolds ✓
• wax dripping ✓
• two penises in/near one mouth ✓
• shot of stretching vagina ✓
• fisting ✓
• squirting ✓
• bondage-type toys or gear unless very light ✓
• girls sharing same dildo (in mouth or vagina) ✓
• hands from 2 different people fingering same girl ✓
• male/male penetration - loofag
• transsexuals loofag
• bi-sex loofag
• degrading dialogue, e.g., "Suck this cock, bitch" while slapping her face with a penis ✓
• menstruation topics ✓
• incest topics ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
• forced sex, rape themes, etc. ✓
• black men-white women themes ✓

 

* ✓ Massive Ejaculation on the Face
* Urination
✓ Adults appearing to be underage
* Subjects involving the Dead (eww?)
* Subjects involving Religion (like Jesus roleplay, I don't understand)
✓ shots with appearance of pain or degradation
✓ bukakke
✓ spitting or saliva mouth to mouth
✓ food used as sex object
* coffins
✓ blindfolds
* wax dripping
✓ two penises in/near one mouth
* shot of stretching vagina
* fisting
✓ squirting
✓ bondage-type toys or gear unless very light
* girls sharing same dildo (in mouth or vagina)
* hands from 2 different people fingering same girl
* male/male penetration
✓ transsexuals
✓ bi-sex
✓ degrading dialogue, e.g., "Suck this cock, bitch" while slapping her face with a penis
* menstruation topics
* incest topics
* forced sex, rape themes, etc.
✓ black men-white women themes

 

Everything except for coffins. Pretty sure I've seen at least a picture of everything else though, including worse shit.

The worst thing by far has got to be this chick getting railed while trying to give birth and then proceeds to fuck said child while it was being born, and there was blood everywhere and shit. Only screen caps of the video though, that shit was sick. Fucking asians.

 

I was like wtf until you said they were asian. That makes it okay.

 

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Since when do facials get directors into trouble?
And food?
And squirting?

 

That's just a list of things to avoid. If they use excessive amounts of anything on the list then they might get in trouble with the federal government if their work of art is real popular. This director went to jail for breaking pretty much everything on the list.

 

Porn. Serious business.