it's funny cause I don't get made fun of
Don't risk that DUI man shit will ruin a life fast
A. I live in Florida on the water, all people do here is drink. Plus we have about 7 colleges within 30 minutes driving distance.
B. Ive partied a lot and i mean a lot. It cost me a good portion of my life behind steel bars. In my experience ive found that most men dont drink vodka. The majority of the time whenever vodka's brought up all of my friends decline. Vodka is a tasteless scary drink. You absolutely get fucked up without knowing how much your drinking. Plus you wake up the next morning wondering if anyone got the licence plate from the bus running you over. My entire high school career included 1 gallon skull vodka for 13.99 and 2 gallons O.j. I cant tell you how thankful i am to not drink vodka anymore. In a couple of years youl get tired of being made fun of and try Soco. Youl spend the next 2 years only drinking soco. Then slowly youl make your way to capt, jim bean and jack. Thus youl realize your a man with nuts and hair.
Mmmmm soco.... Nectar of the gods

