Pancakes broke a christmas ornament and tried to kill me

there's 3 ornaments on my kitchen counter (WHY?!) and I have a box of pancakes.

The box has little baggies of 3 pancake in each baggie.


I rip open a bag, and the pancakes(Frozen together) go flyin ' up.
The land on an ornament, so glass fly's all over the counter.

I didn't notice a piece(s?) embedded into a pancake, and now my mouth is bleeding slightly.


Ugh D:

 

So what did we learn today?

 

Don't open a bag of pancakes the strong and impressive way?


D:

 

Precisely

 

HUZZAH, I get the A for the day, to bad the day ends in an hour.

 

: | reminds me of when that happened to me with waffles but a little santa toy.

 

Waffles once landing in my dishwasher.

It was an awkward conversation when I had to explain I thought the ridges would make them a crappy Frisbee and my friend bet me I was wrong and we couldn't find 7 of the waffles until my mom tried to do the dishes.

 

also could use a pair of scissors

 

How is that the strong and manly way?
"Oh sorry, I can't open these pancakes I need to get my mothers scissors first."




Must.
Do.
Strong.
Way.

 

Wow another holiday miracle, aye? How could you not see colorful peices of glass in your pancakes >.<

 

It blended in with the butter
But not with my blood...

 

theres a lesson to this =]