What would do, given 5 minutes in the AdminCP

[thatguy1234]

change everyones name to shawty

 

[Lee Sin]

Create a rank, with same permissions as Sythe; then make the account hidden.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Some men just want to see the forums burn

 

[SuF]

Bring back the UE.

 

[Delta Squad]

spend 4 mins 30 secs thinking about what to do, then spend my last 30 secs as admin waiting on a 503 error.