Hey faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

 

Dude, how did you get so cool. Write a guide or something. I wanna learn from the master himself.

 

that pic is on google nerd

 

gtfo 4chan

 

that girl is made of rubber

/fail </3

 

4sheet

 

So. My question to you sir is.

How much money did you pay for your "bitch"
And how much money did you waste on plastic surgery / tanning and such?

lastly, please remove yourself from the forum.
+ I can't even hear you over your stupid blabber, what were you saying?

 

Guido faggot.

 

obvious 4chan troll is obvious.