Funniest Stupid Moment You Witnessed Or Had?

Well im in University and they give us new laptops each year as long as we return the previous one. So im waiting in this huge line and i eventually get to the front of the line thats when this happens...

Bob: Hi im here to pick up my laptop

Attendant: Ok Student Id and Transcript please

Bob: (Bob shows his Identification proudly)

Attendant: Ok Bob and what year are you in?

Bob: (Now Bob is confused and says) excuse me?

Attendant: What year are you in?

Bob: (Still a little confused Bob answers) 2010?

... Meanwhile a lot of people are watching and no joke almost every person in line dropped on the floor laughing... when the attendant asked what year your in she meant like is this your 1st,2nd,3rd, or 4th year... which is so common. i felt sorry for the guy when he was walking back he got dissed up crazy...

 

Lmao mine has been this

This little guy was getting changed for pe, my mate comes along and wooshes him, turns out he has a little penis, everyone now calls him little pecker

 

this guys isn't a 100watt...

 

I was watching this on T.V when it was on before, stupid, yet hilarious.

http://ww2.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=929204

 

The most embarrassing moment I've had was in something like Health class, but with a different name. I'm joking but I'm sure people would find this embarrassing. The teacher was showing us how to put on a condom on a fake demonstration penis that was made out of wood I believe. So, before he opened the condom, I raised my hand and asked "Do you know where I can find small condoms?", and the guys in my class laughed and the girls said "Eww". Since I'm Chinese, and the stereotype was that Chinese people have small penises. I was obviously joking, but I'm not really embarrassed about it, no one really cares that much.

-LeetNeo.

 

My first time experimenting with drugs, Pot for short. Anyway we were all around a camp fire bout 2 in the morning and i smoked 2 bowls. I was so high i could barely stand up. Well one of my friends had me paranoid and started chasing me i ran forever and ever, and i tripped and fell. To find out the next morning i asked them about everything and they said i walked like 10 feet and tripped and my friend was just trying to give me a beer. Wow wtf was going on in my head?

 

^ priceless
I was at my friends house, and his brother was baked like no other. He said he learned a nollie 360 flip on his skateboard, and he wanted to show us. He grabs his board and jumped on it, it shot out from under him, and he fell really hard and broke his wrist lol.

 

My friend and I were both high during lunch, in which we got chicken sandwiches. I had him hold my stuff while we got ketchup.

I thought it was a good idea to karate chop the lever. Bad idea.

Ketchup hit the chicken and went everywhere. All over us; particularly on my sleeve. I wiped it up and so did my pal, but I couldn't get it completely out. It ended up drying, and according to most people, looked like dried semen. It was on my wrist and forearm.

I got "Konner, I didn't know you were a lefty!" once. People thought I had a chronic masturbation problem.