Is my friend trolling me?

How do i tell if shes really pregnant? shes only 15 and says shes 2 weeks pregnant. wut to do?
shes been saying this for 2 weeks


srs help plz

 

Punch her in the stomach, then look at her face.

 

wait a few more weeks

 

LOLOLOLOLOL FALCO P-P-Punch

 

Falcon KICK :L

Just see if she gets fat

 

Be a man and take responsibility.

 

People here won't take it seriously... ask in Personal Support & Assistance.

 

I planned on saying almost exactly this. Except just wait a few weeks. If no pregnant fat, you succeeded.

 

I even said to her "What would you do if i punched it" she said she would cry and say that she hates me

 

You see, what we got here...

...is a troll

 

Well there's three options here:

• 1) She's fat
• 2) She's FUGLY
• 3) This is a load of shit

My money's on 3.

 

Well there's four options here:

1) You're a troll
2) You're lonely
3) You're depressed
4) All of the above

My money's on 4.

 

Definitely #1.

Sadly, your options are:

• 1) I'm a lil bitch
• 2)I'm a lil bitch
• 3)I'm a lil bitch
• 4) Penis.
  
  
  
  

 

Touche.

 

Tell her a lot of abortion/dead baby jokes, use them to gauge her reaction.

 

If she's going to be 16 soon, then depending on your state/province laws, she can get a pregnancy test without her parents ever knowing unless of course something bad happens, then they have to contact family.

Wtf am I yapping about...
Just go and buy one ! They're fairly cheap and she can stick something up her vag that won't get her preggoooo..



I'm srs tho bro. I hope for you that she's not preggo unless ur rdy for it.
If u arent... it's time to grow up and fast bud. Look for some good advice on help lines. I'm sure there are services for that.

Good luckkkkk.

 

all of you are idiots

 

dude i didnt fuck her, or anything.
why should i stick some shit in her va jay jay?