FangBangers United (True Blood)

Title Says it all

Supporters:
1. BabiiJay
2. Appeal To Reason
3. Blind Killa
4. Verts Vampire Queen of Sythe
5. deadly serious
6. Necromancer 24

Funny Quotes or Lines:
"Its Like Giving HO-Ho's to a diabetic"- Tara

"Conscious Off. Dick On"- Andy Bellfour

SOOKIEH- Bill Comptom

"'Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger... with AIDS? In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anyone got a problem wit dat? Aw baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raisin' your chickens, even brewin' your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother f***er. Everything on your God damn table got aids. Well all you gots to do is say hold the aids here. Eat it! Bitch, you come into my house ,you gonna eat the food THE WAY I F***IN' MAKE IT! Do you understand me? Tip your waitress."- Lafayette

"Oh, but you have many other very juicy arteries. There's one in the groin that's a particular favorite of mine."- Bill Compton

"Bill, you were just licking blood out of my head. I don't think it gets much more personal than that."- Sookie

Eric Vs Bill
Votes for Eric:1
Votes for Bill: 2




This is a True Blood Discussion thread. We will post pics ask question about episodes and just talk........................

People of True Blood:
Anna Paquin ... Sookie Stackhouse
Sam Trammell ... Sam Merlotte
Ryan Kwanten ... Jason Stackhouse
Rutina Wesley ... Tara Thornton
Chris Bauer ... Detective Andy Bellefleur
Nelsan Ellis ... Lafayette Reynolds
Carrie Preston ... Arlene Fowler
William Sanderson ... Sheriff Bud Dearborne
Jim Parrack ... Hoyt Fortenberry
Stephen Moyer ... Bill Compton
Alexander Skarsgård ... Eric Northman
Todd Lowe ... Terry Bellefleur
Deborah Ann Woll ... Jessica Hamby





True Blood Vs Twilight




Yes Twilight vampires might be characteristically stronger but remember they have emotion and no skill. True Blood Vampires kill for fun…. Meanwhile Twilight vampires are vegetarians….. Saying so True Blood vampires would go head on while Twilight vampires will try to resolve their issues by talking. Age also matters. Eric alone is older than Carlisle (one of the oldest vampires in Twilight.). For example Godric is 2,000 years old…. Time which Jesus was from, which is about 1,800 years older than Carlisle and Godric isn’t the oldest vampire in True Blood.



Let’s compare ages:


True Blood Twilight:

Eric: Over 1000 years old Carlisle: 362 years old
Bill: 174 years old Edward: 107 years old
Godric: 2000 years old Emmett: 75 years old
Pam: 200 years old Alice: 109 years old
Sophie Anne: 400 years old Esme: 115 years old
Russell Edgington: 3,000 years old Jasper: 167 years old


See what I mean True Blood vampires would have more experience in this making them more lethal in a way.


Special Gifts and Experience:

True Blood

Eric:
May Fly
Was a Viking and knows how to fight
Very Powerful because of his age
He also kills just for the hell of it and won’t stop to talk like Carlisle would.

Carlisle:
Sparkles in Sunlight
Basic vampire abilities; unparalleled compassion & self-control
Pretty old for a twilight vampire








Bill:
Is older than all vampires except for Carlisle
He had training as a soldier in the Civil War
He has self control but will fight aggressively for the right reasons
He knows how to glamour people in other words control their minds
Tissue Regeneration which means his wound heals up quickly.
Heals friends with his blood

Edward:
Sparkles in the sun
Telepathy read people and vampires minds.
Changes his eye color

Godric:
Is older than Jesus Christ himself
He has 2000 years of different military training in Gladiator, Viking, WW2 army etc.
Extreme physical powers and abilities
Requires almost no blood to survive

Emmet:
Sparkles in the sun
He has an extremely well built body
He is always ready for a fight

Pam:
Smart and Strong
Older than most vampires in twilight

Alice:
Old for a twilight vampire
Sparkles in sun
Premonition or predicting the future
Will defend her partner Jasper



Sophie Anne:
She is 400 years old and has a lot of combat training
She is vicious and is lethal compared to a lot of vampires from both True blood and Twilight
Telepathic Communication with people and vampires

Esme:
Sparkles in Sunlight
She likes her adoptive kids ad doesn’t want to fight

Russell Edgington:
Is 3,000 years old and requires almost no blood to survive
He is older than all of the Cullen Clan combined
He had military training of all kinds like Godric.
He has no emotion and will fight.

Jasper:
Sparkles in the sun
Was a soldier in the Civil War
Controls mood and know how to change it.






General Weakness for both groups:

Twilight:

- Fire
- Volturi
- Being shredded into pieces and then burned
- Other Twilight vampires or clans

True Blood:

- Wooden Stakes
- Sunlight
- Silver
- Vampires




Overall:
I think that True Blood vampires would easily bake Twilight vampires. Twilight vampires are “technically” stronger but have no experience. How could a 362 year old vampire go against a 3,000 year old or 2,000 year old? There is no comparison Twilight vampires are way too young. Yes True Blood vampires have more weakness but they make up for it a lot. Also killing a twilight vampire isn’t very hard like the one story in the book of how the werewolf clan killed one. Also the fact that there is a larger True Blood population than there is a Twilight one which means that there is more vampires to kill in the fight. Also some of the gifts that True Blood vampires posses that are stronger than Twilights

Other Characters:

Noticed how I only included vampires so to be fair I will list all and compare and contrast:

True Blood:

Maenad: Invincible will kill every vampire anywhere and anytime no matter what.

Shape Shifter: Much stronger than the werewolves in twilight and can turn into anything they want to.

Twilight:

Werewolves: They are weaker than vampires in Twilight…… Need I Say More ?

No I didn’t write this because I hate twilight just saying that True Blood is stronger and better.


True Blood (In General) would win. Simply we have a amazingly large population as in vampires and much more than twilight. We also have much more Supernatul beings in True Blood. For example any twilight creature wouldn't be able to kill a maenad.

 

Support.

Have you read the book seris or just watched the show?

 

Both x3

 

Ohk, I've only read the books, a while ago. Really enjoyed them but couldn't get into the show

 

Show is fine i guess but books are somewhat more imaginative lets you think for yourself whats happening

 

Yes I watch true blood, but I don't know wtf this thread is about.

 

Idk either i was bored as fuck so i decided to write random stuff lol

 

Moved to TV discussion, stop spamming.

 

I guess no one likes true blood ;(

 

I'm pretty sure Verts is like sexually obsessed with that show, maybe you should contact her.

 

*giggles uncontrollably* Fangbanger here :3

 

Verts

Ty for siggy

and

Eric Or Bill ?

 

Oh lord, Bill! 100% Bill. He's 10 times the man Eric will ever be

 

Really

I guess Eric kind of plays around like a kid.

Bill is more strict and confident

 

I just love old fashioned gentlemen. My boyfriend is very old fashioned :3

 

i heard civil war vets have better manners than vikings XD

 

I should think so too! Vikings are vile and primitive.

 

I like Erics sense of humor for example when he keeps convincing Talbot that he is homosexaul

 

oh god I should have never introduced the two of you

 

I'm gay because i like true blood..................... ???!?!?!?!!?!