Rap Battle : Ryan VS A Soul's Bounds (A Soul's Bounds cheated, permission to flame)

Yeah I challenged him. I'll add a poll to this after 3 rips from both of us. Ryan go first this time in this rap battle. This isn't flaming guys... This is art.

 

Eh, i guess i'll set the lines at 10 a piece.
BTW No offence for anything said in this one

Here it is;

A souls's Bounds gonna posts a rap thinking hes got it all
You'll be readin my verse and jackin off to the men stuck on your wall
See i drop my verse in minuts, but you, you take hours
But you got an excuse, you were to busy blowin up the towers (OH SHI-)
I think this mans a fag he never talks about women
The only time he'd get one is if he was bunkin with Paris in Prison
I ain't even scared fo what this bitch is gonna display
Cause i won't even see it, i'll see through it like an x ray
I wasn't expecting for you to make this battle out of 3
But i'll serve you anytime, thats kool with me

FYI - The racist line in there is just part ofthe battle, nothing personal

 

Nice, Ripped Apart?

 

Oh dang

 

bahahahahha owned.

 

I'd sleep with Ryan...

He wins.​

 

Punk I'm a hitman, you just the pimpled teenager flippin' burgers,
cause' stickin' a corpse in ya mouth is da' only way you'll be 'spittin murder!"


Now less go back to medieval times where you have to "fight for land",
where I appear with my mic in ma' and to enlighten man.


I'm like a "construction crane" cause' I demolish ya' hood ,
you must be da' "corner store maid'" cause' you love "polishin' their wood"!
________________________________________________________________ Do you know what "polishin' wood" means...?

 

I'm over this rap shit, get fucked, man i'm, sick of ya
I'll be flipping burgers but your mums a regular visiter
You use to many quoation lines and thats fine
But you will never get rhymes to be able to match mine
Yea, i know what means, but you, your familier with it
When they come in your mouth dog you ain't gotta spit it
But thats it man, it's your turn cause im out
But then again you came up short - Like your line count (I said 10)

 

lol i think ryans owning yah no offence..

 

Just slow your roll because I'm taking control.
You can struggle all you want to but you'll never overthrow,
my flow because it's too damn' high,
I'm fly-
My voice is sweet and sour like the sauce,
but yo loser ass is just lost.
And hour after hour you're sour with no sweet,
like Danny Tamberelli you're actin' like little Pete,
your rhymes are marked fragile and mine are concrete.
You can roll 'em down the stairs and they stay in one piece.
It's unmistakable,
like that comb, I'm unbreakable.
You get the feeling my position's unshakable,
atop this pile of busted MCs.
I'm mired in this garbage heap and up to my knees,
it's less than sanitary and I'm asking you please.
To keep away because I don't want your fleas jeez,
my rhymes are better and I got no apologies,
because I sport mad retorts of the infallible sort,
I rock chi-town from the lakefront way out to southport avenue.
Haven't you ever heard my name before?
I'll throw down in the library until my fists are raw
then lift you from the bloody floor,
then just reset your broken jaw,
and insult you some more til' my throat goes sore.
I've seen and heard and felt it all before-
at this point I'm even bored of the jumpin' 'cross the gorge,
of course,
my discourse still draws applause from balconies to the floors,
all my fans are waving hands and they're spilling out the doors
your fans can't pay to see me cause they're all too poor.
What fans?
Your fanclub roster numbers less than four.
I got more in store,
but to leave ya' wanting more
I'll indicate to you the exit sign to show you the door

FYI: I said they're wasn't gonna be a line count of 10, it just doesn't matter.

 

Hmm last one.

So to me your style reminds me of P Diddy, no?
And that clip in your sig's just one of your home videos.
You claim my ass lost, bitch what's up with that?
You coudn't find Style if yo' ass add a map
Why am i versin' an amature, when i'm a genuis
He called me 'little pete' but he stole that name from his penis
But how many times have you battled, it seems like 2
But i still don't understand how it's possible to lose to you
He's says his from 'Da Hood, but he probley never even been there
But you weren't far off man, you only living foster care
You said You'v seen, heard and felt it all before, thats fucking trash
The only time that would be relavent is if we were talking bout yo' ass
Your throat getting sore? Cause you been sucking dick
Or mabey just kissin ass thats why you talking shit
Why should we pay to see ya, you me huh?
So i guess your carrer is over cause you can't afford it either
But i might aswell add this since were on the topic of money
You says my ass poor? Your the one who signed up for ad buddy
So anyway 20 lines, i'll leave it at there
Cause my rhymes actualy said something, they weren't just pulled outta the air

 

Though black dogs do starve and wither to lows ,
ya'll killers and gangsters all blastin' ya' hoes.
Yo' gay ass is in the shadows bein' one of the whores.
Gypsies a dancin', a fire built of stones.
You proclaim yourself a rap star, but yo' ass is livin' off loans.
You just a pile of brittle bones.
Precarious and nefarious, word, dog, g, and yo,
for laughter at grammar we all don't always show.
But your a ho who always wanna blow.
A battle, a purchase, an alpha male;
your some poor, boney-ass dog whose antics grow withered and stale.
I'm always there for the people, so I tell em' about AdBuddy and FusionCash, well sometimes you can cash up so high and It's like you got a relic.
Just like my style is generic,
I rap like a master.
But you're punk ass is just a child mollestin' pastor.
When I'm battlin' you,
It's not even a test.
It's maybe that you were just born with a brain defect.
No wonder when battlin', you can't come up with somethin' original from nowhere from the air from you.
So I mince cut and make Sheesh Kebab outta' you.

 

Hahahahha! A Soul's Bound stole his rhymes, so he loses my default.
http://www.jumpoff.tv/forum/viewtopic.php?p=13382&sid=c0813d902045062d3cf039b90d1cd815 - 3rd post

 

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ban I tell you!

 

Yep. I stole that one. But the first and last ones I posted I made.

 

LEEL Just incase he edits his post,

THIS IS WHAT HE ORIGINALLY POSTED.

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gah. die. etc

 

I got that rip from some other site but not http://www.jumpoff.tv/forum/viewtopic.php?p=13382&sid=c0813d902045062d3cf039b90d1cd815.
My second rip wasn't mine I admit it. Looking at that rip, I think it still sucks.

 

thats sooo funny!!

 

bwahahhahaa ryan wins, auto fail, terrible @ life, insta death, infracted for failing at life, banban accrual of stupidity, etc.

 

Ryan, your shit, you think you is Gangsta
Try comin' up my hood, you's a wankster
Soul steals his rhymes like a joker
Man i won his girl in a fresh game of poker.


That One Kid to win yeahhh chek my ryhmez dawg. Pwnage spittin'