What is the WORST thing you have ever lied youself out of [Gotten away with]

Probably stealing like £400 from my Dad and blaming it on my brother.

 

I would never steal from my family.

 

i dont lie often, and when i do its nothing bad

 

Lol keep it up guys

 

Well,I'm constantly living a lie bout how I smoke weed and lie to my parents about it.
It's not really a "bad" thing but I know if they found out it would hurt them.

 

Taking a car with a few other people.

 

nothing serious, not in my opinion anyway, my parents dont know shit about about how much i spend on weed, and that im a regular user

 

Yeah i think weed is the big thing that most peoples parents don't know

 

This was such a good discussion topic, /subscribed haha. Unfortunately I don't have anything to add to the stories as I've not lied significantly.

 

Thank you

Haha thats a good thing sir.

Hopefully more posts will come in!

 

Some friends, my brother, and I were hot boxing and driving and we see a cop. We throw the joint in like a half empty sobe bottle and keep going trying to act natural and everything. The cop pulls us over for "driving suspiciously" (I think he was pretty sure he saw the joint".) So he asks to search the car, we say no, he says he is going to anyway because we are being suspicious and he thinks he smells pot. So he starts searching the car and he finds the sobe bottle with the roach in it, he is about to open it up and as he is doing it he asks what's in here? I also smoke Top tobbacco which is rolled up with zig zags, so I had pulled out my Top tobacco and zig zags and had showed him that and said that is what it was, he believed it, contributed it to the smell, and let us go.

If he would have continued searching by buddy had a half pound in the back seat in some gym style bag..

 

Pissing on a girl sitting right in front of me.

 

Breaking my teacher's laptop.. Basically we previously had science, and I took a weight from there to throw around in music (it wasn't a heavy sort of weight, though it would hurt if it hit you), and in music I was bored so I lobbed it towards the bin in the corner of the room, unfortunately it missed, hit teacher's laptop (she was helping some-one on the keyboard in the other room) and the screen cracked, I shat myself until I noticed the only person who saw my throw it was my best mate, everyone in the class had to write a statement, got away with it, my heart was literally pounding for 24 hours, Lol.

 

Wait , what the fuck ?!?! How and why do you manage to piss on a girl . . . ?

 

Breaking my teachers car window in Primary school, i blamed someone else for it :3

 

i lol'd too.

please elaborate

 

To the cop stating I do not have anything illegal in the car/in my possession,
It is what it is, saved me time, that I can't afford to waste

 

Slept with my bosses daughter..

 

Never really been in a predicament where I would have to lie to get out of something major. Umm..... I've lied about how I got a scar on my head so a girl would talk to me about it. Eventually escalated and I called it off when I figured out she had a twin sister, lame I know.

 

Keep it up!