What do you do when a Sales Person calls?

[KingBeast]

Troll em. Tell them they're harassing me and I'm calling the cops haha

 

[Cicak Mage]

I always get one saying I was in a car accident so I say yes, pay me my f**king money

 

[TheBigassGamer]

Set the phone down next to the toilet and take a shit.

Lol at this ^

I just act like the phone disconnected and hang ip

 

[Dany FTW]

I pretend to know who they are, since they usually say there name, I go, "John, is that really you man? I haven't heard from you since high school!" When they ask who you are, just say a random kids name, make it a common name so then they fill in the blanks. It's too funny man aha

 

[potatofortea]

Ask them for their home phone number. When they say they aren't comfortable with strangers knowing their number tell them thats how you feel.

Dang it, I was going to say that...

It'd be fun to try this on a telemarketer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rBfsdkGeMc8#t=16s

 

[entrance [A]]

tell them to go to hell