The Most Stupid Comments uttered By A Woman

Would like to start a new topic about this subject where we list the most stupid comments you've heard from a woman.

I can begin, last year at school we were watching Jurassic Park (The movie about dinosaurs), and when they arrive to the barrier where the dinosaurs are a blonde girl in my class shouts ''But ain't the dinosaurs dead?!?!'' We though for a moment she was just kidding, but she wasen't.

Another funny thing is, my former friend (A girl) she was pretty open to me and she had some troubles with her boyfriend so she would like to speak out. She said her boyfriend is complaning about her in the bed and she feels bad about it... We spoke a bit about it and then she said ''I Don't understand what I'm doing wrong? I'm just laying there....'' I laughed so much that I got tears in my eyes.

That was all I had for now, your turn guys!

 

Or you could not be sexist and include men as well, because I'm sure they've said some pretty stupid things as well mate.

 

Oh I'm not sexist at all, but respect what the thread is about currently and reply to it if you can.

 

Goes both ways, i think some of the women tho pretend to be dumber then they really are, that in itself piss's me the fuck off.

 

I've heard a woman say to her husband, "Hmph, I bet that lady doesn't need that wheelchair at all and is milking money from the government."

She said this to a lady who had one leg. One leg. I don't know if she saw that, but for her sake, I hope she was joking.

 

http://blokebuddy.com/2009/humour/stupid-things-women-say/

lmfao.

This thread might turn into a place where people just hate on women.

 

How about we include men? Or just people in general?

Why does it have to be women specifically? Do you think they are the only people who say stupid comments?

 

Why are people arguing why it's just women? It's all in fun. Go make a men topic if you want.

Anyways, this stupid chick in my anatomy class (I mean real dumb like below forest gump intelligence) was writing down notes like the rest of us as our teacher was explaining what was on the board when all of a sudden she looks up and spews this atrocity of a question: "Wait...what are rotator cuff moose-cles? (Muscles)"

 

Go make a thread with the title "The Most Stupid Comments uttered By A Man"

 

(Insert anything said by a feminist here)

see, if this thread was made about men, there probably wouldn't be any comments like this.

 

I know a lot of girls in my school who act ditsy and people question whether they're smart or not but most of the time they're extremely book smart, just not street smart. A lot can be said about guys themselves as well.

 

Misogyny is ignorance.

 

Not really but go ahead and think that.

 

I'm a good driver.

 

If you want a thread about dumb things men say just go make one >.>

 

I don't know how to make a sandwich.

 

I go to private Jew school, or went, and it's like a gold mine for dumb girls.

I'm in a history class learning about World War II. The teacher is telling us about some troubles that Hitler had in his youth. This girl feels the need to just call out, wow, that's pretty sad, I feel bad for Hitler.

A different girl on a separate occasion when Pearl Harbor was brought up said oh, that was in Vietnam right?

I have so many more it's disgusting. At least we all got laughs out of it.

I also find it fairly humorous that people are bitching about this thread. Make a thread of dumb things guys say, this isn't against women, are stupid statements of a few indicative of the whole? Really, misogyny? People just need to cry about everything...

 

I've heard far too many ridiculous things from women that I couldn't even fathom a small amount to choose from.
Such is also said amongst men though, so no real sexism here.

 

My mom tells me that homeless people aren't really homeless and they beg for change because its a great way to sucker people out of money. She really believes that they live in nice homes with a car/ plenty of food.

 

no lie.... cousin said this..


" Where do i put the gas?"


refering to how to fill up a car.