[Popular Debate #2] Do you "wipe" standing up or sitting down?

Title says it all.. When you take a dump, do you wipe your bottom while you stand up or sit down?

Personally I stand up... Mostly because I fear about accidentilly sticking my hand in the nasty water while wiping while sitting down. I also want to be accurate in where I wipe and it is easier when I am stable while standing up. Lastly, I find it hard to get a full wipe because of the lack of space... While standing up you have the whole restroom behind you to wipe, while sitting down you are limited to the tiny bowl.

Opinions?

 

I don't wipe.

 

And again I'm sorry, but this too belongs in Off-Topic Shifted.

 

in short standing.

sorta easier and less wasted

 

Lol @ sanctuary.

@RageQuit - Agreed

 

i dont think its possible to wipe while sitting down >.>..

but somewhere in between like HHN said.

 

Always sitting. When I wipe standing up, I can't get it all. "Hairy asshole"

 

Standing lol. Only females wipe sitting down

 

This.

 

im kinda bent over standing

 

so you keep one arm perfectly straight whilst bending the other against your elbow all the way underneath your scrotum just to wipe your arse?

I for one do a squat kind of action, so between standing and sitting

 

Doing it wrong then buddy, refer to picture LoL

 

Sitting... Lol. This thread's going to turn out interesting, not going to lie.

 

I stand up because I struggle to gain comfortable access whilst sitting down and I'm always nervous that I'll end up touching the toilet or sticking my hand into the water. I put one leg (usually my right) up onto the toilet seat and then wipe from front to back.

Merry Christmas

 

I clean my ass with water when i take a shit or a piss, really. I do it sitting down.

 

I wipe my ass with my hand. Then not wash my hand.

 

Lol everybody! This thread is going to turn out extremely interesting.

Also, PM me if you have any good popular debate ideas!

 

Standing, sitting is for gays!

 

I don't wipe my ass, I have one of those japanese toilets which has that wash feature. lol joke, I do it standing up.