Weirdest 30 minutes of my life.

Yeah i guess we were just a little too 'in the moment' ?

 

That's no excuse. I get 'in the moment' sometimes but I'd still remove a tampon before I have sex.

 

This is so nasty...

I hope she is special to you....

 

This is wrong on so many levels..

 

ok no excuse sorry

 

Ahhahaha that made me laugh. But I remember watching Manswers and some chick died because she got horny at a grocery store once she saw a guy that was buying vegetables and she bought a huge carrot and then went home and.. dildo'd? herself with the carrot.. The carrot like cut some material in her clit and caused excessive bleeding, and then she died. Imagine if your gf's tampon did that.. how bad would you feel?.. Would you be charged for murder? lols.

 

Yeah I know we were both scared and she was about to call her mom to come get her to take her to the e.r but that would have been so embarrassing so i sucked it up and dug it out :S

 

it`s a good think for a woman to have sex on the period but pay more attention and get that think out before having sex:d

 

We knew it was in there.
Just didn't think it'd do any harm.

 

To be honest, this is pretty fucked up.

 

no shit

 

lmfao, it's funny though. probably something to keep between yourselves

I've heard of worse stories like the guy with bowel problems, didn't shit for a week then he met a girl and she was sucking him off, stuck her index finger round the back entry and ended up with a full facial of shit, i'm sure this would be harder for her to look at you again

 

Wow this is one of the funnier stories I have heard today but I feel bad for you and hope it will not effect your relationship.

Made my sig though.

 

How is pre marital sex unsafe? Sex is only as safe as the people engaging in it.

Yeah that's sounds hilarious albiet Uncomfortable. Did she enjoy you digging around in her vagina?

 

Lmao that's hilarious and disgusting. She should of just taken it out.

 

Lol I Agree with verts,Funny haha

 

That's some fucked up shit...
You gotz some weird fetishes, jkjk.

 

This story made me lol. Very Awkward I'm sure. Did you finally get it out?

 

LMFAO you made me crack up irl LOL

 

I lol'd.

Thanks for saving it Season. That's just beyond hilarious.