~WARNING: VERY PICKY AHEAD~
I am very aware that I am asking for the impossible, but I'm looking anyways.

And I'm seeking the PERFECT Neopets account.
Username must be one (or more) of these:
~ feminine
~ extremely common japanese
~ real word or name
~ very short (1~4 letters)
Bonus points (meaning not required but will make me more likely to buy) if the account:
~ has the Coco roller avatar
~ has a retired avatar(s)
~ has the Kad feeding avatar (I'd pay extra if the seller could get this avatar)
~ is very old (10~12 years)

This account must be secured EXTREMELY well and for a VERY LONG TIME if it is illegit. Not a month or two. Please do not lie to me, I'd rather get the truth and risk it depending on how much I like the account.

I don't care for the neopets/neopoints/items the account has, so you can clear them out if you want. I'm just looking for an amazingly named aged shell TBH.
Please keep in mind that I am not looking to drop a lot of money on the account, so no crazy $100~200 expectations. I don't plan on paying in that range at ALL unless it has a LOT of the qualities listed above.

PM me if you are selling an account that fits those qualities. I will not go first unless you have more vouchers then I do (protip: it's 3), or you can buy an OMM.