Want 2 lrn 2 typ god. Srs

cn som1 tech me 2 typr corectly. Wen i try 2 tipe i rely strugle to type god cuz i haf a problm with mi fngrs. Evrtim i typ i shtrn stf cz i hf lik arthrites or smnnthn an it hrt alut plz i rely ned hlp. I rly wan2 be god fir syth but no1trust me cuz of ho i typ n it rely mean tht peple jdgue me bi ho i typ cuz i men it rely men. it not a chrtisitan thnk. plz I rely want 2 lern 2 type soi can hlp in arund the comnutiy? i wult rely aprecite i nvr lernt 2 typ. i h8 it wen pl trerat me lik i stupit. plz i rely wuld lik 2 lern

 

I'm not sure if this is a troll not (you're most likely trolling), but just read a lot of books, magazines, etc lol...

And it's not your typing, but instead your overall English in general.

 

ya bt it cz i haf smthn in mi fngr so it hert alt. I dent rely lern 2 spel god cuz mi mom usd 2 hit me n i nvr actuly trietd.. I dun rely ned 2 spel god irl cuz i am gun 2 be raper n fmous lik lil wayn but for pruporses in sitye i want 2 spel god so ppl now dat i am nit gong 2 scm tem i h8 tat evry try 2 be men 2 me i jst want 2 lern 2 type n mk monei so i cn buy cds so dat i cn strt recordint u w=fel me man?

 

if plpl wrnt so men to me ten i culd get job but evr1 want 2 sai tat i am a vadr. can u tel me wat a vadr is? i rely want 2 no bot nobity want 2 tel me?

 

Meh free post count

"Vadr" is short for ban evading...

ALSO, DO YOU NOT HAVE SPELL CHECK??

 

k ty but y do ppl say i am ban vdr? srly is dat wat hapens wen som1 want 2 com to sithe? alsu wat bok u sgst i red? i got teh hari poter on but it rely hard 2 red it? can u giv m tip? i rly wuld aprecite it plz?

 

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