How do I kill a dog through a door?

So I live in an apartment and my neighbors have a dog that never stops barking. They're not even supposed to have it in the building but they don't care. Normally dogs are cool but this CONSTANT barking is getting on my nerves and I start school again in a couple days. I will lose my mind if I have to deal with this for much longer.

So how do I kill a dog through a door?

 

Shotgun Rain.

 

Tell the apartment offices and make noise complaints, with the office and the police.

 

quietly. I'm the only other person on the same floor as him and I can't let them know it was me.

And I don't want them to hate me, I have to live hear for another year.

If I call the cops on them, they'll call on me whenever they can and I'd like to be able to enjoy my crib without people having to be quiet.

 

Food poison?

 

Well it's either you have to deal with the dog barking the entire time you're there, or you let them know you aren't going to tolerate it.

 

Just go knock on their door and talk to them about it. They obviously can't do anything to make it stop barking, but maybe if they know that it's bothering you, they'll tell it to shut up, and if they can't get it to, then.. Idk. Just walk over, knock on the door, they answer the door, the dog comes to the door too, then you simply kick it in the face. Meh, I have no idea. Good luck though.

 

This.

That's if your really serious about killing that poor creature

 

Well, I'm open to all suggestions. I just don't think talking to them would help. I was in the leasers office one day and she was on the phone with him getting yelled at. I'd rather not get him mad at me just since I have to live by him for another year.

Just a way to secretly pick off the dog. Food poison won't work since I don't have access to his food. Duh.

 

Sneak into his house when he's not in and poison his food. Duh.

 

How wide a space do you have to slip things under the door? I suggest instead of killing it when it's annoying you just slip it something that will knock it out, coated in peanut butter, under the door.

 

Poison gas

 

Try this and I will lol if someone else dies...

 

Carbon monoxide, make sure they're out.

 

Does it ever come near your place when they let it out? If so, put out some water with antifreeze in it.

I've done this to countless cats.

 

If that rumor about chocolate being venomous to dogs is true, just slip him a Hershey's bar or something.

 

It's not venomous, but will make them awfully ill. Like need-to-go-to-the-vet ill. They can't process the caffeine I believe (don't quote me on this).

 

Well, I could try a chocolate bar.. Maybe put some kind of pill in it or something?

 

Oh Karl

 

I have the same problem with my neighbors dog. I haven't figured anything out yet except both of our balconies face the same direction and they let there dog go out on theirs by itself at times. I think I may throw over some kind of poisoned something to kill it. It is one of them little dogs, every morning at 5AM when they are getting ready for work it's all, "Yap Yap Yap Yap", and I work 3pm to 11PM, so I don't normally get up around 5AM.

If your balconies are the same as mine (if you have em) then you can try this..