Viagra

[Superfluous]

As I'm sure you know, Viagra packaging tells you to seek medical attention if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours. But here's the question everyone is asking: How did they decide on the four-hour cutoff??


Were people lined up by the duration of their erections and asked when it became painful?

Were medical professionals asked about their preferred duration of erections after which patients should call?

Was the average length of Sythe users' erections multiplied by 60 for easy math?


Please share your wisdom so we can put this to rest once and for all.

 

[Jibby Jibby]

So you say the average length of an erection from a sythe user is 4minutes.

If we translate this to inches that is 4 inches. Since @BlackBlasses AKA BBC was part of those 60 users, everybody else must have micropenises.

 

[Juws]

I took a gas station pill called horny goat weed and I was erect for 10+ hours

 

[Superfluous]

ED, pal?

Asking for a friend

 

[jackthehackm8]

small nigger dick

 

[NukeACola]

I heard Father Matthew from my Church was forced to participate in some Viagra studies after the police caught him helping the volunteer Janitors from the kindergarten next door clean the bathrooms.
Not sure why he got into trouble but apparently after he was caught he was forced to take Viagra everyday and the intake was increased by one each day until he no longer had interest in helping the volunteer janitors. So on day 1 he took 1 Viagra on day 2 he took 2 Viagra's 10 minutes apart and on day 23 he took 23 Viagra's each 10 minutes apart. The study ended after that for some reason im guessing its because he was no longer interested in helping the volunteer janitors

 

[Juws]

I think after say 23 he stayed erect permanently