Hey Faggots,

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jean, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Hey ******

My name is ******, and I hate every single one of ******. All of you are ******, retarded, no-****** who spend every second of their ******looking at stupid ass ******s. You are everything bad in the ******. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ******? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ****** because of your own i******s, but you all take to a whole new ******. This is even worse than jerking off to ****** on ******.

Don't be a ******. Just hit me with your best ******. I'm pretty much ******. I was captain of the ****** , and starter on my ******ball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ****** people"? I also get straight ******'s, and have a banging hot ******(She just ******ed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all ****** who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ******​

 

4chan

 

/b/&/

 

lol irl

 

Hey Faggots, I PLAY BASKET BALL IRL LMAO

 

Your mom plays with my balls IRL.

 

Suck My Dick forums lma0 irl

 

I'm in a spamming mood!

 

Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

 

Hehe.

Jeans are what you wear, not a name silly.

 

Hey Fag's

My name is Jesse, and I hate every single one of Kittens. All of you are Milk Hog's, retarded, no-Fluffed who spend every second of their Feeding timelooking at stupid ass Feeding bowls. You are everything bad in the litter tray. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Milk? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of New Milk's because of your own Milk brand, but you all take to a whole new ******. This is even worse than jerking off to ****** on ******.

Don't be a ******. Just hit me with your best ******. I'm pretty much ******. I was captain of the ****** , and starter on my ******ball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ****** people"? I also get straight ******'s, and have a banging hot ******(She just ******ed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all ****** who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ******

 

i would have been honest if it was even remotely funny..

it was not

 

Hey Doushes

My name is Seth, and I hate every single one of You butt pirates. All of you are Fanny bandits, retarded, no-dicked donkeys who spend every second of their computer looking at stupid ass forums. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ass? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of nerds because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to geico commercial on tv.

Don't be a asswipe. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much a beast. I was captain of the pirate ship , and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn gay people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot bitch(She just sucked me; Shit was SO cash). You are all queers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.