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  1. Unread #17021 - Nov 3, 2008 at 7:01 PM
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    This one = SCARRYYY D:!!!

    In France, a young ambient musician by the name of Charles undertook an interesting new project. He was going to record the sound of himself sleeping, and release it under the name “La Nuit” (The Night). Charles lived alone in a rural area, which would remove things like car alarms, traffic, and such from being recorded. He planned his project for many months, acquiring the sensitive equipment to capture all outside noises as well as his own during sleep.

    Finally, on the 27th of September, he decided to execute his plan. He set up all his equipment, and fell at sleep at midnight.

    The next day Charles reviewed the recording. For the first hour, the recording played his own tossings and turnings as well as some distant dog barks and a few car alarms (So much for his plan to distance himself from cars). These continued throughout the 2nd hour as well, until Charles heard something that horrified him.

    For at exactly 3 hours and 24 minutes in, the recording played the sound of his bedroom door opening.
     
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    A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

    So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

    The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.
     
  5. Unread #17023 - Nov 3, 2008 at 7:02 PM
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    Of course, we've all heard the expression, "An apple a day keeps the Doctor away". Most assume, with no reason to think otherwise, that it is simply an easy-to-remember rhyme that stresses the importance of eating healthily to young children. But the saying did not originate as a harmless reminder. It was born in a frontier town in the early years of the gold rush, where food was scarce and money even scarcer.

    One August, when a bad drought had struck the region, a series of bloody killings swept through the town. Every night, a single house would be broken into, and anyone who saw the invader would be swiftly, brutally slain. Nothing was ever stolen, save for a few scraps of food.

    After two weeks of this, the local grocer set out a few apples and a glass of milk in the town square overnight. He then hid in the tower of the church, hoping to catch a glimpse of anyone who came by.

    Fighting fatigue, the grocer waited for any sign of life below. Just after midnight, he was rewarded by a chilling sight; a man, carrying a black bag stuffed with dully shining metal tools and covered from head to foot in cloth bandages, staggered into view. He paused at the sight of the apples and milk, and then whipped his head around, as if looking for the one who dared to patronize him. Seized with fear, the grocer ducked out of sight, staying hidden 'til sunrise.

    The strange man had only taken one of the apples, and didn't even touch the glass of milk. No houses were broken into, and no one was killed. For decades, the town continued to place out an apple or two every night, even long after a single apple stopped disappearing.
     
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    my new mattress doesnt fit by bed completely right yet so it moves down the best slighty and theres a gap under my pillow between the top of the mattress and the headboard so when i look down i can see under my bed through the slats

    i sleep with one arm under the pillow and lie like this wehn im on my laptop

    throughout these last 2 threads my arms fallen asleep under my pillow

    ive been running my asleep hand through my hair for about 2 minutes now and it feels really nice in the dark, feels like my girlfriends here

    oh wait my arms not under my pillow
     
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    Leon Czolgosz, assassin of William McKinley, the the 25th President of the United States, was electrocuted for his crime on October 29, 1901, at Auburn Prison in Auburn, New York. Among the personal effects found in his cell was a U.S. quarter stamped with the date 2218. The face in profile on said quarter was not George Washington, but rather a face which has yet to be identified.
     
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    "Daddy, I had a bad dream."
    You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness—it's 3:23.
    "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
    "No, Daddy."
    The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"
    "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
    For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your
    daughter. Then the covers behind you begin to shift…
     
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    As you type, you here something, turning around, you see nothing. Yet as you type, you hear a creak and graons. Yet nothing is ever there. Then something on the screen catches your eye. As you move closer to examine, you see a face and feel something cold on the back of your neck...
     
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    Yeah umm i don't think anyone is going to read this...
     
  17. Unread #17029 - Nov 3, 2008 at 7:05 PM
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    I spend hours of your day doing nothing more than breathing in your ear.

    Breathing – gagging, really.

    I crave to be close to you, to always wrap my crippled arms around your neck. I lie near you ever single night, cloudy eyes staring at your ceiling, underneath your bed, at your sleeping face in the dark.

    Yes. You caught me staring occasionally. Your parents came running down to your room one night when you screamed. You were just beginning to talk, so you were only able to cry out “Man! Man in my room!” You thought you’d never forget the sight of me, with my collapsed jaw hanging to my chest. I sank back into your closet and your mother was unable to see me though you pointed and pointed and pointed. You thought you’d never forget when they left that same night. You saw the closet door crack so softly and me crawling across the floor to your bed on all fours, shambling in jerking movements as I pushed myself under your bed on disjointed limbs.

    You learned a new word for me: boogeyman. Not quite the monster you thought I was. I’m just waiting and following you always, touching your face with my knotted fingers as you sleep
     
  19. Unread #17030 - Nov 3, 2008 at 7:06 PM
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    Every family in every town in every country on every continent has one. It’s a cabinet, not particularly odd, not out of place. The paint was peeling a bit on the corners and the knob was a bit loose. The inside smelled like dust and the paint wasn’t the same as the kitchen walls.

    You hid in there once during a game of hide ‘n’ seek.

    No one told you it doesn’t open back into your reality. Don’t worry, you can’t tell the difference.

    But everyone misses you.
     
  21. Unread #17031 - Nov 3, 2008 at 7:06 PM
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    If you call yourself on your own cellular phone, sometimes you will get an answer. You won’t hear anything other than heavy breathing, so don’t bother waiting for them to speak. If you then say the name of a person you know and a reason that they should die (reasons like “I just want them dead” do work), then they will die a gruesome death within the next 24 hours. Their horribly mangled corpse will be completely unrecognizable, and there is never any evidence pointing to a specific perpetrator so the person(s) that performs this service has never been caught. This was how the infamous Black Dahlia murder was perpetrated.
     
  23. Unread #17032 - Nov 3, 2008 at 7:07 PM
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    Have you ever gotten a glimpse of something out of the corner of your eye? A simple movement caught in your peripheral vision. Most will simply dismiss this as a shadow brought about by a flickering candle, or perhaps a pet jumping down from a piece of furniture. Ninety-nine out of a hundred times, these people are right.

    But then there's that one elusive sight. It can easily be explained by the above conditions, but something feels wrong about it. A chill down your spine, a slight pain in your side. Maybe even a complete blanking of your mind, only to recede moments later.

    Should any of these symptoms be felt, there may be cause for worry. Our peripheral vision is designed to catch motion, even in the dark. This was used to defend against predators in our early days, and as with many aspects of our human nature, it has remained, but weakened.

    This view out of the corner of our eyes still alerts us to danger, and although predators have dropped on the list of dangers we may face today, they still exist. Should you ever feel that queer chill in your back, try not to focus on that shadow you saw in the corner of your eye. It might be better not to see.
     
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    Some visitors who spend time with the owner notice something particularly disturbing: an almost uncanny resemblance to their host, despite obvious age differences. Though this is odd, the owner is friendly and trustworthy (ignoring the air of unease most feel), so it isn't surprisng if casual friendships build between a guest and the proprietor.
    All this would, of course, be very strange and worthy of note, but dismissed as some form of elaborate hoax or illusion, if it weren't for one additional detail.
    Whenever someone elects to spend the night in this houseboat after an evening of conversation and a few drinks, they are never heard from again.
    When the guest awakens in the morning, the owner is nowhere to be found and suddenly, the city skyline never changes back to its contemporary appearance when exiting the boat.
    Under the bed there is a briefcase full of $100 bills with a letter stapled to a list.
    The letter simply reads, "You have 50 years to follow these instructions if you wish to free yourself from this hell.

    The clock is ticking. Get to work."
     
  27. Unread #17034 - Nov 3, 2008 at 7:09 PM
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    And I am always with you.

    I was there from the time you were born. I stood in the delivery room, staring down at you before you could even open your eyes to see me. Your parents, relatives and doctors couldn’t see me there, in the corner, watching you with cloudy eyes, but I was there from the time you were born.

    And I followed you home.

    I was with you always, your constant companion. You played with your toys alone while I stared from all angles in nearby mirrors; my matted, clotted hair with oily sweat that hung off my dented forehead like glue. I was always your constant companion, drifting behind your mother’s car on your ride to preschool. You alone in the bathroom, but I was on the other side of the door, wind whistling through the bruised hole in my throat. My arms twisted and hanging in their sockets as I stood hunched on the other side of the shower curtain. I wait and follow you. I follow and drift behind you.

    I’m not seen. I’m almost not-there in light. You never saw me that morning as I sat across from you at the breakfast table, a shiny red clot hanging from an empty tooth socket as I gaped grotesquely at you. I wonder sometimes if you know I’m there. I think you are aware, but you’ll never understand just how close I am.
     
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    Do you know what a Cordyceps is? I didn’t either until 20 minutes ago. It’s a family of thousands of different types of fungus, grows all around the word in various rainforests and jungles. The awful thing about them is they’re parasitic, they grow on other animals. An ant happens to run into some spores, and then it starts to colonize his insides, starting with his brain. At some point, the ant starts to act visibly ill; standing in place and shivering, or walking in circles. If a fellow colony member sees him in this condition, he will be dragged to the border of the colony and exiled.

    Then, when it’s almost over, the ant weakly climbs as high as he can up the vines, and locks his body on tight. Finally, he dies, and the fungus emerges from the back of his head, bursting forth like a long and foul fruit. After a short time, the little stalk spews forth its own spores, leaving the mummified and broken ant clinging to the stalk, his eye cavities filled with drying fungus.

    I mention this because last night, when I was up on the roof of my apartment complex, I found my brother’s body.

    He’s been back from 18 months on duty in the Philippines for less than three days. This was the first I’d seen him. My parents called me up the day before yesterday to tell me that he was on his way up. They told me he’d stayed in his room since he got home, and then suddenly got up and announced he was on his way to see me. They thought he was drunk, I’d thought he’d never made it.

    He must have come straight up to the roof and died, by the smell of it. I was just finishing a cigarette, all torn up with anxiety and head throbbing, and when the acrid smoke vanished I caught a whiff of rot on the hot wind. It took me just a few minutes before I’d found him; face down behind the vents and fans. A slimy gray column rose up obscenely from the base of his skull, and a frozen waterfall of roots and tendrils was dangling from his eye sockets and mouth. At the top of stalk was small arrangement of feathery wisps, a white powder drifting idly from it tips.

    The spores must have drifting over the north side of the building all day. My side of the building. I came down to my apartment to try to call up the police, and my headache was rising to a feverish throb. I got through the door, and the moment I reached for the phone, pain flared in my head, so bad I almost passed out. I’ve since tried three times and I can never get my hand up on it.

    The same thing happens when I try to get up and leave the room; I feel spines of ice tunneling up into my skull and my limbs lock up and shudder.

    The ants, in their last moments crawl as high up the vines as he can climb. This is so the spore will spread over more of the colony below. In the end, the parasite controls the ant with an almost intelligent drive. God help me.

    The pain is almost blinding now, and a new thought has been rising up rhythmically in my head, like a record skipping. Up. Up. Up. It’s joined by an image of my office tower. It’s taller than my apartment, the tallest place I can think off and although the bulge on the back of my neck is the size of a peach, the skin stretched shiny, and I’m dizzy and my eyes are cloudy, I think I can make it there. Up.

    No. I’m sick. I need help.

    The building pulses again in my mind. The cold wind. The roof and the sky. These images and concepts dull the pain momentarily as they pass through my mind. I think I can get there. Up. Up.

    If you live in downtown Chicago, I would get the fuck out.
     
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    You blink yourself awake. Maybe it’s time you got up, you’ve hit snooze three times already, and it’s well past noon.

    You slump lazily off the bed, and make your way to the kitchen, time for breakfast. Most of the bowls are dirty, but you find one in the cabinets that’s still clean. After serving yourself a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you make your way to the living room. You don’t have anything to do today anyway, might as well see what’s on TV.

    Click. The TV doesn’t respond to the remote. Click. Nothing. Click. Blank. At last you decide to set your bowl down, and manually turn the TV on.

    It seems a new set of batteries is in order, but for now, you’ll finish your cereal and scope out what’s on. Your favorite, a CourtTV forensics show. Crunch. You slurp up a bite of cereal as you scope out the bloody scene; a body lying face up on the floor, a blood stained couch right in front of it.

    Crunch. You realize its your couch. Crunch. You see that its your carpet that is so sanguine. Crunch. You catch a glimpse of the mirror hanging above the television. You see yourself in the mirror standing behind the couch, a hammer raised, ready to beat into the person seated.

    Crunch.
     
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    A person is dared to spend the night in a crypt in a local cemetery and is found in the morning totally insane and their hair has turned snow white. This one can vary from biker club initiation, fraternity or sorority initiation or a dare between a group of kids. It takes place usually in an gated above ground crypt. The person is locked in with the dead and left over night. No one knows what actually happens to said person because they never speak again, their hair turns snow white and they go insane.
     
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    In almost every building, there is one corner, one small enclosure
    that no one ever looks at. It's the corner in the basement that has
    been blocked by a disused sofa for years; the thin space in the
    attic between the wall and the stacks and stacks of crates full of
    junk you never use, but could never throw away. The space that never
    sees the light of day, or any other kind of light at all. Where
    darkness does not merely dominate, but practically oozes out from
    around the edges of its prison.

    No one knows quite how long a space must remain concealed for it to
    acquire this particular property, nor if there are any specific
    conditions it must meet. But it is a far more common occurrence than
    you might think.
     
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    We've all experienced Deja Vu. Most people think that it's just some weird thing that our brain does, most experts agree.

    But consider this. Have you ever had a dream where something bad happens to you? Maybe you fall from a tall building, or maybe somebody slits your throat. Something.

    The memories of youe dreams usually fade over time, and you'll usually will have completely forgotten them by the next day.

    Except sometimes your brain will remember them. Maybe somebody says something or you see something that reminds you. That sudden vague feeling of remembering, it's a little like deja vu, isn't it?

    Except deja vu doesn't feel like you dreamed something before. It feels like something happened to you before.

    One last thing. Have you ever heard that the brain will often repress memories of bad trauma? Well, it's not always perfect at it. Sometimes your brain remembers bits and pieces. Sometimes, memories will come back out even though your brain is trying so hard to forget, to let it fade, to tell you it never ever happened.

    So maybe that dream where where it happened was a whole lot more real than you thought.
     
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    An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn’t sure of which direction to go, and he’d forgotten both where he was traveling to…and who he was.

    He’d sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him.

    She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: “Now your third wish. What will it be?”

    “Third wish?” The man was baffled. “How can it be a third wish if I haven’t had a first and second wish?”

    “You’ve had two wishes already,” the hag said, “but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That’s why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.” She cackled at the poor man. “So it is that you have one wish left.”

    “All right,” he said hesitantly, “I don’t believe this, but there’s no harm in trying. I wish to know who I am.”

    “Funny,” said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. “That was your first wish…”
     
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