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sdfgfsdgDark Horse TM says:
disturbing is this word
Daniel says:
Do you mind if i call you dark whore too?
Dark Horse TM says:
the*
cause of julia
Daniel says:
Huh?
Dark Horse TM says:
forget it
Daniel says:
lolol
no tell me
Dark Horse TM says:
julia the girl who has some freakish obsession with me
Daniel says:
yes wot about her?
Dark Horse TM says:
im known as dark whore because of her
Daniel says:
LOL
lololol
Dark Horse TM says:
and that rachel chick and natalie
Daniel says:
ahh
playa eh?
Dark Horse TM says:
and all the girls i tried to pick up at the expo
yeah thats my name lol
im really not like that anyway lol
anyway can u get grace online i need to talk to him bout monday
Daniel says:
well i cant force him to get online.. I can ask
Dark Horse TM says:
just tell him bout monday if he can come at 4pm
thats all really
any luck
Daniel says:
hes on his wai home from tuta
Dark Horse TM says:
oh yeah bio eh
forgot bout that
but could he come?
Daniel says:
didnt ask
cudn b fukd
asking over a message
Dark Horse TM says:
yea that would do
ur asking btw i've tried
so whatcha been up to lately???/
Daniel says:
Wanking
Na joking
Nothing at all
sick
sleeping
Dark Horse TM says:
yea most people r really
any girls u fancy?
Daniel says:
lol i feel so tempted to say something that grace would right now, but i wont
Dark Horse TM says:
just trying to make convo
Daniel says:
lol yes i know
Umm
no not really tbh
Dark Horse TM says:
lol
its just that ur always asking the questions just wanna turn the tables
Daniel says:
yes i know
i know wher ur coming from
Maybe if you re phrased the question: "Which girl would you destory in the school" Id be able to answer more easily
Dark Horse TM says:
yeah fancy wasn't the right word i know but i was trying to figure out a word! fancy was the first world that came out lol yeah rephrase the question to that
Daniel says:
Put it this way, every girl in our school which weighs under 60KG and is above year 10 I would root.
Lol cuz ive noticed all the chiks which dont weigh a ton are actually not bad
Dark Horse TM says:
wow
Daniel says:
lol what?
Dark Horse TM says:
i didn't expect that from u
Daniel says:
Well, you asked lol
Expect the worst, so that when I actually reply, you think to yourself, "Ahh that wasnt so bad"
Dark Horse TM says:
no its a good answer but so unexpected
Daniel says:
oh
Dark Horse TM says:
yea that works too lol
u know yesterday i was trying to click to chat to u and i accidently clicked on nimisha and we had this four way convo
Daniel says:
four way?
Who were the other 2?
Dark Horse TM says:
i think amanda and marina but that were being silly pretending to be male actors and i was the non actor
Daniel says:
oh
Do you remember Mark Kirollos?
Aka Animal Freek

 

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RuneScape (or rather WombScape, considering it's played by children), is an MMORPG made by Jagex that is hands-down one of SHITTIEST Java games to exist. Not only does it boast SEGA CD quality graphics and an amazing musical score that would make Beethoven himself cry, but you have to spend $5.95+ dollars USD a month to use the extra features such as catching faeries with a net and playing hide and seek with penguins!
The game used to be the largest breeding ground of scammers, hackers, Macroers, aspie-addled 13 year old boys, basement dwelling fatties and Persians until Jagex practically destroyed their own game towards the end of 2007. Now it is just filled with newfags and a bunch of cocksuckers who support Jagex in their attempt to rid their game of cheaters.
Jagex are also the masters of marketing, as RuneScape has also proven to be addictive. Most players who quit claim they never had fun but were actually just addicted to the crack that is RuneScape, creating unhealthy lifestyles. If you actually played it, you'd realize how inexplicably evil it is and how it needs to end soon.

 

Much like players of any other popular MMORPG, Runsecape players have a severe addiction to the game resembling that of crack or crystal meth due to the fact that Runescape is available just about anywhere and is $5 a go. Runescape addicts advance further and further down an angry downward death spiral, eventually doing ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to get their fix including burglary, prostitution, mugging and endlessly begging their parents to let them use their PayPal account for just one more month of runescape membership. The Scapehead will end up staying up 24 hours subsisiting on instant ramen for breakfast, lunch and dinner while playing Runescape. The addiction usually ends when the 'Scapehead's parents decide to ban their failed abortion from the computer, send him to one of those fly-ass rehab places in Cali and eventually become productive members of society.
Noobs/Newfags - Every MMO has noobs and RuneScape is no exception. Noobs are incredibly gullible, naive and will obey any orders you give them about 95% of the time; therefore, they are the biggest lol-cows in the game. When they're not busy sucking your cock, they will be begging for RuneScape gold because they are too stupid or lazy to make their own. To combat this, Jagex have implemented many updates to make it easier for newfags to make pixel gold.
Average Players/Moderatefags - The next stage after newfaggery. The 'moderatefags' of RuneScape tend to be a considerable deal smarter than newfags; however, they are still dumb as fuck. Moderatefags populate most of RuneScape, and are always frantically trying to raise their skills so they can achieve pro status.
Pros/Profags - The true no-lifers of the game, pros are always level 100 or above and are the equivalent jocks in RuneScape. They have fuck-loads of RuneScape gold and have extremely high skills. Whilst all the noobs and moderatefags look up to these jocks, the rest of the internet looks at them with utter disdain. Pros never talk in-game but occasionally will utter a sentence to prevent noobs and average players from reporting them to Jagex for macroing. A train of noobs will always be following a pro as he shows off his endgame shit. See also Zezima
Cooldudes/Oldfags - The cooldudes of RuneScape are not necessarily pros. To classify as an oldfag, you must have been playing the game since 2001-2003, back when RuneScape was in its Web 0.25 stages and known as 'RuneScape Classic'. Oldfags have been around to see every drama-generating event that has ever occurred on RuneScape. Like most oldfags, they tend to complain about how RuneScape has changed and that back in the day there were considerably less 13 year old boys.

 

Once upon a time, RuneScape was one of the easiest games to scam gullible simpletons for all their pixelated worth. But then, beginning sometime in 2007, Jagex went on a berserk rampage and practically eliminated scamming from the game with a series of updates and changes that were supposed to 'save' it. Most of these don't work now, but as you can imagine when they did, many lulz were had.
Jagex blocks your pass - An old classic. Player A would scream out "HOLY SHIT!! JAGEX BLOCKS YOUR PASSWORD LOOK!!!! ***********." Dumb fucks would generally fall for this and proceed to type their password in the chat log for everyone to see, and would later be Phished after they logged off. Ironically, Jagex eventually DID make it so that your password would be blocked.
Jagex Impersonator - One of the few scams that still holds up today, but only works on newfags. Player A pretends to be a member of Jagex and goes around the game looking for suckers. Once one is found, player A messages them saying "Oh hi. I'm a Jagex Mod. Tell me your password and I can give you free st00f. Only noobs fall for this, as most players know Jagex mods have gold crowns next to their names, to show they're better then you
Alt F4 and Ctrl W - One of the oldest scams in the game. Player A finds a fucktard who is desperate to make more money in the game. Player A tells Player B to drop all his items and press Alt F4 or Ctrl W. This would cause Player B's browser to close and Player A can then loot his shit. Unfortunately this scam no longer works as of 10th December 2007.
Teleporting Scam - Player A would offer to teleport a noob to a location of interest (eg. Falador, Varrock etc) but instead would teleport the noob to a PvP zone known as the Wilderness, where a group of Player A's 'friends' were waiting to fuck him up. This was a classic that gained much notoriety throughout the ages.
Item Swapping - Only the most fucktarded of fucktards fall for this. Basically, Player A would trade with Player B and offer some valuable pixel shit. Player B would then offer an insane amount of money. Player A would then decline the trade and say 'Oh shit sorry I accidentally misclicked' and then trade again. This time he would offer something much less valuable that looks similar to the original item. Player B accepts, Player A logs off and then 5 minutes later Player B realizes what a fucking tard-munch he is and hopefully kills himself.
Fishing - A really strong player around the 100's would hire a noob for maybe only 100 gold to find a player around the 50's and lure him into the wilderness so the 100 level player would kill the 50 and take all his shit. The noob would leave happy with his extremely small amount of gold, the 100 level player would take his new shit, and the 50 level player would become an hero.

 

Zezima is a lifeless fatass basement dweller who used to spend his whole life right-clicking a mouse while calling people n00bs by playing the SHITTIEST MMORPG known as RuneScape. He has 99 in all skills (Except two wich nobody cares about) and has been at the top of the most XP leaderboard for years, this is why this sack of crap is worshiped like GOD and every RuneScape user know him and spout his name every 5 minutes .
Or rather, this was the case, until last Thursday when Zezima was pwned by someone who wastes his life as much as him, thus causing the loss of his RLY valuable stuff. As a result, Zezima could not live with the shame, and thus cancelled his RuneScape membership... FO' EVA. Consequently, he spent several days BAWWING into a pillow - However, after consuming a large sum of low-nutrition snacks, Zezima had an epiphany and decided to continue wasting his pathetic life by playing retarded little games created by jagex which is the same company that created Runescape.
This is what he had to say about the matter:

“
I love Rachel
I have stopped playing RuneScape competitively because it's getting progressively easier over time. With it getting easier to train skills and gain exp, I've lost a sense of accomplishment in what I've worked hard to achieve since I started in 2001. If things will continue to get easier, it ruins the game for those of us who have been here since the beginning.

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—Zezimas Youtube Channel, btw Rachel is the imaginary girlfriend he created to prove he is not gay.

 

There are 4 theories on Zezima:
The very unexciting theory about Zezima is that he is a regular basement dweller fatass Runescape player just like you; though it is obvious that he has a much higher focus and commitment than the majority of players to the art of wasting his life.
Zezima could actually be 300 Chinese sweatshop drones, keeping the account online to stop anyone from h4x0ring it. This is why he isn't number 1 anymore as Jagex has (finally) introduced anti-RealWorldTrading systems. Obviously, that means they can't get their regular source of selling RuneScape gold like here: [1].
Zezima could also be a fake account set up by Jagex to piss off no-lifers and make them frantically level for up to 8 hours a day to try and keep up with him, while paying $5 a month. This causes much lulz at Jagex as they store the combined nerd concentration energy in a big jar, where they sell it to occult groups such as the Illuminati, Free-Masons and Prince Charles.
Lastly, it could be that he is Andrew Gower himself, the creator of the shit-fest known as Runescape who plays to make all the other players look bad and auto's using an autoer he bought using the money he got out of being a man whore.
It's also been said that he has hardcore goatse buttsecks with his best friend Gangsta Lion A.K.A Gangsta Nigger

“
Zezima and I were in the toilet doing the Verheij style when he ripped my anus open yelling "goatse!" Whole the time. It made my little penis grow 2 inches and turned me on
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—Gangsta Lion

 

Being the highest ranked (not any-more bitch) cocksucking fatass in Runescape isn’t without its draw backs. He used to have hundreds of fat men with no lives playing runescape 24 hours a day across the world constantly following him around, begging to suck his cock and saying things such as "Z3Z1M4!!11!one1, I OWN U NOOB!, PHR33 ST00F PL0X!, GIVE ME YOUR ACCOUNT or OMFG SIGN MY PENIS PLZZ!"
At the end of 2006 Zezima was in fact NOT number one for a few weeks due to the fact that he was busy sucking his college professors cocks to pass. This caused the entire RS population to going batshit insane and fucking tear up the place, however he returned to number one upon achieving 99 hunter. Then a bit over a year later the new and exciting skill summoning was released, and Zezima hasn't been number one ever since for nearly a year yet no one seems to be giving a shit. Funny how things change over time, huh? Though, there are still people who pretend to be Zezima to scare or scam little noobies and some who will always end up sucking his cock to get some money whenever he decides to log in for some lulz.
the leading cockmaster of runescape got replaced by Gertjaars, he is an infamous faggot who got his account from a friend, who got his account from a friend, who also got it from a friend's friend. However, he stopped being number 1 in the hiscores when the Dungeoneering skill was released thus ending the short legacy of Gertjaars... which nobody cared about anyway.
Nowadays he wastes his time at Funorb playing MOAR boring games made by jagex, he also encourages all levels of players to keep sucking his dick and setting goals to reach in the game just so he can tell he isn't the only faggot who have wasted his entire life playing such a a pathetic and horrible looking game.

 

rom all the things that makes Zezima fail, this got to be the most retarded one. He and his real life girlfriend got married at their virtual house with shitloads of guest, note the fact that the preachers name is "Big knockers" and various failmods have shown up to mute people as well. After that they disappeared, nothing of value was lost, everyone who was there never talked about that dumb wedding again and everyone else forgot that zezima got 'married' at all.
It is also a fact he is marrying some 13-year-old kid who wants Zezima's valuable stuff since there r no girls on the internetz, let alone in runescape or any other MMORPG ever created.
Get married IRL, not in a freaking game you fucktards. SERIOUSLY.

 

It's almost impossible to troll Zezima nowadays since there is no way to message him in game, however you can troll runescape users by spamming jokes about him which used to be 'HILAROUS' (they were always unfunny) for them when he was the highest ranked player but now they rage whenever someone says one because of the ammount of fail and faggotry they discovered the jokes have.
These work like Chuck norris facts but somehow with moar AIDS and unfunny, you just have to say that zezima would do something IRL the same way he would do it in Runescape and you will have a large bunch of little raging nerds yelling GTFO NOOB! at you. Sadly, you can't post them in the forums since the mods would hide your comments like the pussies they are, however you can still get lulz from people in these clan chats.
These are some examples:
When Zezima got a baby he wanted to call it James but the user was already taken.
When Zezima burned his mom he shouted: "99 FIREMAKING!!!"
When Zezima saw his friends with new clothes, he asked: Did you get that from an update? A new event?
When Zezima was at the museum he looked at the knight and said: LMFAO iron armor!!!!
There are just 4 examples because your eyes would start bleeding if there were more, plus everyone who has an IQ higher than 1 and has played runescape for some time can come up with these kind of 'jokes' or facts or whatever the fuck they are.
WARNING: Eventually you might find kids who still think this crap is funny so the best thing u can do in this sittuation is ignore these asspies and focus on the children who are slightly smarter and think these jokes are as funny as Uncyclopedia.

 

we will reach it... soon... i hope...
and this thread reachs till 2005 =D 22k replys in 5 years maybe we will reach it in under 20 years yeah

 

Reported for accusing of scamming without proof.

 

Today we will be covering womens health care.
A period, otherwise known as cherry soda, is when a woman bleeds for two to nine days out of her vagina and fails to die. Most women say that 'it is natural' and that every woman has them, but this is a lie concocted by evil Jezebels and is actually a sign from God that they hath sinned and are going to hell after Jesus has skull fucked them. To try and hide the shame, Jews made tampons for them so that they can carry on with their evil ways. There are two types of tampons that a woman can buy off of a street dealer in exchange for TV's and Sega Genesis's: the first, soft totem poles that are shoved into the bitch's pisshole for the lulz and can also be turned into bombs, due to the fuses coming out of the bottom of them. The second are large white pads that are responsible for the death of Steve Irwin as they can be confused with skinned stingrays.

 

spiracy Theories
8.1 Painless Death Conspiracy - Debunked
8.2 God Killed Steve Theory
8.3 REPORTERS KILLED STEVE Theory
8.4 GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT STEVE IRWIN Theory
8.5 Martyred by Furries
8.6 Jews DID STEVE Theory
8.7 ANIMAL REVENGE Theory
8.8 MODS KILLED STEVE IRWIN Theory
8.8.1 Steve Irwins Idea
9 External Links
10 Gallery
The Previously Unreleased Testimony of The Stingray

Shortly after his arrest and detainment, the stingray was interviewed and had these insights.
(Here's an except from the full 45 minute interview by Dateline)
Peter Jennings: Now, you killed Steve Irwin for what you claim to be, "the lulz"
Stingray: Yeah, that's pretty much it. I mean, really, he was a pretty great guy. But, you know how it goes. Here you are, with your stinger right next to a guy's heart, you know. Things start going though your head. You're thinking, should I do it? Is it worth it? Then you remember, "Oh yeah, the lulz."
Peter Jennings: So I see. Now there has also been an image... don't mind the pun... "floating" around of you killing Steve whilst giving him oral pleasure. Would you like to address this?

 

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