Wendy - the cat of doom

That's right. I read a news article a while ago about a hospital that had a pet cat.
This cat, for some weird super-natural reason tended to sit on the laps/sleep on the bed of people who were to die within the next 24 hours.

The cat has rarely been wrong.

For those who want it simple: You're in the hospital, getting a treatment for a disease, and you suddenly get this cute, fluffy and utterly adorable cat coming to lie on the footend of your bed.

You think: Aww how cute.
The nurses think: You're dead..

And guess what? The next morning you are.

As a comparison, I noticed how Wendy has the frightening ability to have the last post on many many threads right before they get locked or the thread starter is banned. And I'm not talking intentional locking or banning caused by her reporting something.
No, this is the freaky kind.

Wendy, is there something you wish to share with us? Some deep super-natural cat gene that runs in your veins?

 

ROFL!!!! She just reports anything and everything... OR maybe she is related to the cat. LMAO!!!

 

Or maybe she IS the cat...

 

Actually.. Contrary to popular belief, I don't report 'everything and anything'...

I report that which needs to be reported.

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On to the topic.. Yes, I do have supernatural powers, however, I think it is merely a coincidence that I always seem to get the last word in on your threads. I have never reported Mentis or his threads tbh.. I reserve reports for those who deserve it...