Toilet Hacking Service

[Alex_J_Leon]

Hello everyone. I am here today to sell you my toilet hacking service. I have zero vouches, but I am legit!

What you get:

• Unlimited flushes
• Full bidet control
• Back spanking (lid control)
• Unlimited toilet-produced farts via air-dry

Vouches:

http://www.news.com.au/technology/b...-trustwave-warns/story-fn5lic6c-1226691757637

(Okay, I just wanted to link to the article... sorry for the crappy thread.)

 

[candarin]

vouch he got my some toilet cams installed so I can see people while they pee

 

[n4n0]

Why... why do they show the stopwatch app in the picture.... The fuck?

 

n4n0 scammed me of miniranks

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

vouch he got my some toilet cams installed so I can see people while they pee

That costs extra, but it is well worth it. Poop camera extra.

Why... why do they show the stopwatch app in the picture.... The fuck?

I wondered the same thing lmao.

 

[Lame]

Op thinks hes Willy Widdershins...

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

Op thinks hes Willy Widdershins...

Willy Widdershins was a wizard who repeatedly engaged in Muggle-baiting pranks. He was arrested by the Ministry of Magic for enchanting a series of regurgitating toilets

LOLwtf

 

[Lame]

Willy Widdershins was a wizard who repeatedly engaged in Muggle-baiting pranks. He was arrested by the Ministry of Magic for enchanting a series of regurgitating toilets

LOLwtf

Rofl l2read OOTP....

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

Rofl l2read OOTP....

Eh, not my genre at all lol.

Plus, it is too mainstream come on man... way to not be hipster.

 

[Lame]

Eh, not my genre at all lol.

Plus, it is too mainstream come on man... way to not be hipster.

Since when has harry potter been hipster?

 

[candarin]

tl;dr op is a faggot, and he installs spyware in peoples toilets.

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

Since when has harry potter been hipster?

Re-read what I said buddeh =[.

tl;dr op is a faggot, and he installs spyware in peoples toilets.

Wow... if you don't appreciate a little scat and peeplay... then I don't know what's wrong with your sex life.

Voyeur.

 

[candarin]

Re-read what I said buddeh =[.



Wow... if you don't appreciate a little scat and peeplay... then I don't know what's wrong with your sex life.

Voyeur.

U mean writing piss and shit variants in ur notebook is a little scat and peeplay? WDF.