Tell him to have fun in buttpounding prison. That's a serious charge when it's X miles to a school. Should probably just legalize most of it.
A retirement of sorts, I made enough money to graduate college without any student debt (hopefully). But the show doesn't stop there, I'm still moving on with the Playerswap business.
Man I'm fucking tellin ya... I worked for DD for 3 years, and when I got aids they refused to cover any of my medical bills. You made a good decision to leave before you contracted my disease.