Hangover Halppp

i went out drinking with some old friends last night and overdid it. I didnt yak last night but this morning drinking or eating anything is not working. I am absolutely miserable .. i have work in a couple hours and my standby hangover eggs (eggs smothered in hot sauce) didnt work as i threw them up almost instantly.. my stomachs sour and my head aches horribly.... any tips?? tylenol/NSAIDS isnt working

heeeellllllppp meeeee i cant take the day off of work and i cant work in this condition..

 

Drink a lot of water and eat fatty foods.
Always works for me.
A hangover is basically dehydration so drinking water is the best way for me.

 

Smoke a J that helps, or bacon roll, full english breakfast.

 

my main problem at this time is that nothing is sitting on my stomach, the headache isnt too incredibly bad as i drank two full glasses of water before i went to sleep

i operate forklifts at my job and have drug screening so i gotta abstain from herb :\ i remember it helping alot though. i guess im off to try and eat some fatty foods i just dont really want to make anything good since my breakfast attempt was a failure and ended up wasting 3 eggs hhaha i guess high risk high rewards. any other ideas??

 

There is no hangover cure. Drinking lots of water doesn't do anything.

People saying eating a lot of bread helps but that's bullshit because the bread just slows down how fast the alcohol enters your bloodstream. Stop listening to all these myths.

Time is the only cure.