The Ways of Nog

Egg Nog, as we all know, is pure and innocent at heart. That is why I am here; to vouch the 10 Commandments of The Almighty Egg Nog.

1. Every follower must drink Egg Nog in the morning.
2. Let us treat each other like Egg Nog wants us to.
3. All false Nogs will never prevail.
4. Let he who is white and thick cast the first Egg to the Nog.
5. Those who betray Egg Nog will be deemed In Denogial and shall be doused in hot, boiling egg nog.
6. You shall not drink any other liquid substance that is not Egg Nog.
7. All non-believers are welcome to the Church of Nog.
8. Egg Nog says, and it shall be done.
9. Do not upset the Egg Nog, for it will strike a Nog-sinner down with furious anger.
10. Those who decide to choose a life of water are deemed weak and are ostracized from our Egg Nog society.

I hope you all have a wonderful Egg Nog-filled day.
May Nog be with you; as it is with me.