This is the worst case of over-analyzing I've ever seen. Of course you're gonna find a pattern if you really put you delusional mind into it, and this is not the first, and certainly not most plausible, apocalypse prophesy anyone has come up with.
And swine flu is no more dangerous than regular flu. A healthy person gets over it in a matter of days, and some people die from regular flu as well. It's been hyped up in the media, it's not the end of the world. I hope I get swine flu, then I will buy me a "I beat swine flu" T-shirt and show everybody how hyped it is.
