Not even trolling

Didnt really know where else to post this, Going to be reading the hate comments xD, Basically yesterday i was on my way home from work and i was rear ended by some cunt who thought doing 50mph in a 30mph zone was entirely acceptable, Not only did he write his piece of shit vauxhall corsa off hes also written off my Audi A3, But wait, Not only has he damaged two cars hes also caused me to smack my face off my steering wheel leaving me needing 7 stitches above my right eye (which has swollen shut) Since i'm unfit for work he's also affected my life massively, He actually gave me a text today just to say "I've passed on your details to my insurance they should be in touch soon" I didn't reply as i didn't want to possibly be arrested for making death threats to him, Basically i'll probably be on sythe a little less then usual while healing, As its alot of strain on one eye, Hope this cunt gets malaria for christmas, Thanks for reading all have a nice day, P.S don't be a plane hijacker or a cunt on the road, <3

 

You basically just got back on Sythe and you're telling us you almost lost the chance to be active again on this beautiful platform? See this is why I spend my time on here as I'm sure I won't die in this dumb world out there.

Don't believe me? Take a look at @Lean ... last seen Sep 3... last time we heard about the lad he was in a love/hate relationship with a Russian girl... how the fuck do you think this ended?

 

Difference is this "russian girl" was actually a 40 year old serial killer who had been luring lean in for months with fake nudes, fake texts and finally forced him to come visit "her" His fault for being pussy hungry, On the other hand my girl stays at my house so i don't ever have to leave unless for work/occasions, But yea RIP lean.

 

Why do I have a certain individual in mind... he recently made the news... last posted Sep 6... wait are we starting to connect the dots here? Did fucking Laptop isolated Lean from society???

 

First a car crash now this shit, I can't do it no more! RIP lean.