The Most Stupid Comments uttered By A Woman

My friend thinks says there is no difference between a HDTV and regular TV. I was like are you blind.

 

I don't remember for sure what we were talking about, but it ended up in this one girl saying, "Dole invented pineapples."

 

''pah! you would be bitching at each other within a week before one accidentally fires a nuke whilst painting her nails. '' That part cracked me up :laugh:

 

No lie My sister said what happened to the tv.... But it was a microwave

 

my mate was dating a goldmine of stupidity... she didn't know what 9 11 was (in 2010). He moved here from Germany a couple of years before they dated and he had her convinced he was closely related to Hitler, she thought Berlin was the capital of Russia and Rome was a country where they built the pyramids.

i am very serious

 

Any time she opens her mouth, women are never right. haha









(Just kidding)

 

My husband says this is the stupidest thing a woman can say:

"Women can do the same as a man can and better"

 

She isn't entirely wrong on this one. I wouldn't go as far as to say that they have nice homes or plenty of food, but some homeless people are too lazy to work and instead find begging to be more profitable and in some cases it is. Then again, it's a completely different issue if she believes homeless people don't exist...

 

Some girl in my class once said

"So is England like a planet, and all the other countries are like planets?"

It's hard to believe, but i swear down on my life it's true. The girl was one of the most stupid people i've ever met, and it was painful to be around her at times.

She also seems to think because she's half Irish, she doesn't need to pay tax. For anyone outside the UK, this is because the traveling community are largely Irish, and dodge the tax system.

Also she was convinced you got your virginity back after 6 months of not having sex. Not that your vagina returns to it's original tightness or whatever, but that you got your hymen back..

I feel sorry for her parents.

 

This isn't stupid. Someone delete this thread please! It's VERY offending to me

 

edit: dw

 

Don't read it then

 

Both questions asked by the same girl in home economics:

"Do homeless people have to pay homeowners insurance?"

"Do drug dealers have to pay taxes on the drugs they sell?"

Hilarious questions.

 

Lmao, yeah, that's kinda stupid :laugh:

 

I convinced two red neck chicks I met on a cruise last week that the cruise ship actually has 2 large tracks similar to those found on tanks, and that it doesn't float but rather just drives on the sand.

When I asked her if she truly believed a ship that big could float she accepted it and thought it made sense.

Her only comeback was about how she went on a cruise in a place full of coral reefs. I told her that there are roads for ships in the reefs.

After that she wholeheartedly believed me haha.