The many types of runescape players.

YoungTricker · Jul 14, 2009

Lmao, this is hilarious man, hahahaha. Especially the merchant jew LOL. Nicely done.

b1b · Jul 14, 2009

Merchant= Jew
Skiller = a fuckin cosplay at an anime convention,

Ahahaha. This is so true. The pker with the "gf" etc.

lightzz · Jul 14, 2009

lol, all seems so true... IT IS MUAHAHA

Try and run · Jul 14, 2009

I counted more than five.

Ganzta-Freak · Jul 14, 2009

Hahaha, this is so great.
Also, but I don't know, you could maybe add woodcutters, cooks, firemakers, or just overall people who do the same thing over and over again.
I don't know if it fits in a category like that.
But anyways, you made me laugh, haha. Great. Thanks. Keep it up.

rs nechryeal · Jul 14, 2009

Judging by the tone you have with all of these, you consider yourself one of the 'Happy Go Lucky Players'

Truth is, you're racist

HumblePi · Jul 15, 2009

rs nechryeal said: ↑

Judging by the tone you have with all of these, you consider yourself one of the 'Happy Go Lucky Players'

Truth is, you're racist
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Of course i am!

HumblePi · Jul 15, 2009

Try and run said: ↑

I counted more than five.
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You can't edit titles , and if you look at the subtitle , that should clear up the confusion.

OneLove · Jul 15, 2009

Lol, when i played rs, i was a pker.

EpicBMX · Jul 15, 2009

I like this sums it up greatly

Colmanpwnz · Jul 15, 2009

I remember when I was a newb member, me and my friends were all trying to save up for dragon legs and I was jealous of my friend John because he finished Monkey Madness, ahhh how RuneScape has changed since then...

Ashchaos · Jul 15, 2009

HumblePi said: ↑

4 - The Skiller

The Skiller, most commonly recognised by thier level 3 combat and their cute little outfits
they wear like they are attending a fuckin cosplay at an anime convention,
they tend to just potter around and nothing gives them a harder dick than an xp lamp,
the types of names tend to be fairly pretentious as they tend to think they are a bit special.

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To me, that must have been one of the funniest things I've read in ages.

Haha I love this thread, one of my favorites on Sythe.

mccanon_9491 · Jul 15, 2009

I'm a mixture of the show boater and the serious rs player.. but im a very nice person about it... i just have a lot of stuff

HumblePi · Jul 15, 2009

bump!

The Ellyphantman · Jul 15, 2009

HumblePi said: ↑

Ok hey so im making this post because i am bored and i would like to share with you all this observation, the 5 types of people you will find on runescape.

let me know of any other types of players and i will add them and try to elaborate

1 - The Bored 130's

ok so you see these people often in g/e and sometimes in secluded spots
they are generally just bored with the game or they are waiting for
freinds to go to some event , these types of people can be easily recognised
because they tend to dance around each other (following one another in a circle) making flirtatious jokes
and sending "x's" to each other , they have clearly lost connection to the
outside world and do therefore rely on pixels for affection.

2 - The Pker

These can be found hanging out at rock crabs mostly , they usually attack other peoples crabs
and get into a huge arguement over something small , to them everything comes down to the amount of gp they have in comparison
to the other player they are arguing with , if said other player has less money than the snobby pker ,
the arguement will abruptly end with "gf" or "k0 son" ....you get the point.

3 - The Newb

Ahh the fabled Newb...not to be confused with its close cousin the "noob" this species of player can usually be found fresh off of tutorial island
with 25 gp in one hand and a "can i be your gf" phrase in the other, they dont have many aspirations ,
usually they will do anything for money so dont waste the opportunity to make them your slave.

4 - The Skiller

The Skiller, most commonly recognised by thier level 3 combat and their cute little outfits
they wear like they are attending a fuckin cosplay at an anime convention,
they tend to just potter around and nothing gives them a harder dick than an xp lamp,
the types of names tend to be fairly pretentious as they tend to think they are a bit special.

5 - The Showboater

A rather rare species of player this one , but when found they can be extremely annoying ,
they can usually be found in g/e circling with the bored 130's like the 130's bitch ,
they dont have an amazingly high combat level but they tend to have some rare item they they "Showboat" to everyone in sight ,
if you are unfortunate enough to be stopped by a showboater they will usually ask you how much gp you have,
the truth is , they dont give a shit they just want to show you how much they have.

OTHER TYPES OF PLAYERS

The Happy Go Lucky Player

This type of player usually has a tonne of freinds, never usually has a 99 skill but is great to have around ,
they normally hang out at edgeville conversing with "bored lvl 130's" and they are usually the suspected targets of the "Showboaters" ,
to sum it up , this is the type of player that will eventually become a mod because
of thier lucky and layed back nature, they are more or less , leprachauns.

Scammers

Im sure you have dealt with a fair few in your own experiences and as we all know ,
scammers are the equivelent of slimey eels, they are good at finding loopholes in runescape and they will not hesistate to exploit them
on you ladies and gentlemen , yes , you! However there is still hope ,
buy following these rules you can avoid these scammers all together

Step 1 : Someone of a shady nature approaches you and tells you they have a proposition that will benefit you in any way shape or form

Step 2 : Just Say No Mkaaay.

Step 3 : Random Abuse Ensues from the Potential Scammer about how he is sick of trying to help you "kids" out.

Lurers

The equivelent of an irl pedophile , they will take you to a secluded spot , and violate you.
They offer you a reason to follow them the same as a pedophile would - Candy Etc..
then when you least expect it you are getting double teamed without no means of escape, but fear not! ,
the only people that fall for these lures are for a better word , R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D , as my parents always say ,
"you dont get free shit for no shit" , in runescape , there is always a catch, dont let these fuckers have thier fill.

The High Alcher

A very quiet species , little is known about this type of player , only that they have alot of spare time to kill and they want to raise their mage level ,
they are found scattered around runescape, and untill recently they used to go to barrows and high alch there ,
wait for some inexperienced noob to come along and get owned by dharok , then loot the corpse, so to summarise ,
innocent , but not to be trusted with your valuables.

The Serious Runescape Player.....GRR

Ok so , we have all come across these types of people on runescape , they usually have most of the 99's and they are considered more important
than a dwarf among midgets, yet this type of runescape player has a habit of annoying the fuck out of me!, they usually start off by criticising the way you type,
and if its not that they will tell you that "your stats are horrible"
anyway , you get the point , they are just assholes and they dont think of runescape as a game anymore "its a way of life" < actual quote ,
you need names of these type of people , just check the top 10 highscores........ya

The Merchant

The Merchant , more than likely jewish descent. They usually run merchanting clans where they have a sort of jewish training camp of people manipulating the grand exchange, you can easily spot these sneaky merchanters by their jewish hats , or the black cavalier as it is now called so that it does not offend, have you noticed how the black cavalier costs more than the rest? , its the merchanting jews that caused this , merchanters do not want to manipulate the grand exchange but they have been left with no choice due to jagex and thier removal of the trade limit , so pretty much gave themselves enough ropes to hang themselves with, so pretty much , the jews dominate the g/e.

The Wanabee Mod

As if we dont have enough of these in runescape , you know the type, the ones that talk like they are in fucking buckinham palace because they think its going to get them an awesome cardboard crown!, i can think of better ways of attracting noobs like a fally massacre or something like that, if you actually look in the chat of the fally massacre you can see tonnes of wanabee mods saying "oh for the love of god bank your items!" or "the end is NYE!! Repent your SINS!!!!"

The Newb Member - colemanpwnz
an adaptation to the conventional f2p newbb , the p2p newb is the same principle, they are normally between combat lvl 60-80 and they wear h.a.m robes,
Usually seen wandering around varrock in there typical Dragon med and granite platebody holding the fabled dragon longsword in one hand and a granite shield in another, they are usually 10 years of age using thier mommy's credit card for membership, they do dumb shit like brag to other players about how they defeated elvarg and how they can wield dragon!

Might add pics later depending on feedback
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holy fucking shit! your my hero

you forgot to mention how arrogant *most* pkers r lol
like my friend for example, lvl 94 cb with 95 str and 52 def. he used to be a zerker but then accidentally did a quest with def rewards. gf. now instead of admiting it, he still doesnt wear granite bc he is a fag

mccanon_9491 · Jul 15, 2009

this thread is becoming popular... you should make more types...haha

Sal Via · Jul 16, 2009

This made me lol irl >.<, but your definition of pker is only the scrub ones who dont make it past lvl 70.

str kills you · Jul 16, 2009

Im a pker, but idc about gp its cb stats i care about and yes i will be a jackass about any little thing. It seems like that is the way its meant to be when your a pure

Gohan · Jul 16, 2009

Hahaha I laughed at the bored 130's I always see those fuckers

Charlieb1212 · Jul 16, 2009

I'll say I was an ex-showboater.

Good read.

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