Meet Johnny.

He's my cat.
He's the biggest asshole ever, but I do love him.

He's a fucking poser. Picture perfect cat.

 

Damn, I have my aunt's cat for a few weeks.

Used to be real awesome and athletic but now it's still lovable at 16 years old and quite fat.

 

My cat is on drugs 99% of the time.
He is only sleeping when I, or my fiancee, are not home.
When we get home, and we look at him. It looks like he just woke up.
Once he is up.. oh man.. he doesn't stop jumping, biting and running at us. Annoying, but amazing.

He plays with the sick and the toilet lol.
He sits on the sink, and meows until we turn the water on. Then he swats at the water. He also swats + drinks out of the toilet.

 

My friend had a cat, that was kind of annoying lol. After I would be like, 'What do you want, cat'? Cat would always talk back, 'Meow'

 

Hello Johnny, Meet Elvira

 

HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!! - Reference from The Shining lol


I LOL'ed irl at the positioning of your cat, I guess he's had lessons on posing?

This picture looks like it would be on his Modeling Portfolio as a full body shot.

Looks like a cat that wouldn't be annoying and does his own thing.

 

Ahah, perfect pose! He's so cute

 

Simple, that is a VERY cute looking cat

 

Johnny is a fail name for a cat imo.


Captain Whiskers is a much better option.

 

hahaha Captian Whiskers!!!
Nice haha

But Johnny just poped to my mind when we got him, we saved him from some shithole of a house

 

My cat = retarted ninja cat

 

I couldn't think of a name for my cat so I called her NoNa - for No Name.

 

Why not pokerking88 determinate?

 

nice cat!

 

Yea... that cat looks like an asshole to me.

 

Thats a purdy cat:}

 

my cat was orange and attacked dogs, then it got old and died

 

My cat knocks over my dads beer when he looks away so he can lick it up.

 

r0fl my dog does that

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