New food - French HELP

So for my teacher I need to "invent" a new food and present it to the class

I was a lazy asshole and its due tommorow now, my idea is basically bruchetta but instead of tomatoes, cucumbers.

( Lol i know its a bad idea, if you have a better one, please let me know )

Title: Garlic bread and cucumbers

Ingredients:

- Garlic
- Bread
- Cucumber
- Cheese

Slogan: x

What I need help with,

- I need help with the slogan, please help me thing of one

- I need help translating the title to french, ( not using the english - french translate, its BS and teachers see right through it )

- I can translate the ingredients, I need help with a slogan and translating the title.

I'll be really grateful if you can help!

 

All the girls love cucumbers. they can eat it after things done! :d