im such a attention hore teehee

In an effort to get Dustein's attention on msn, I had a genius idea to act like the girl i was talking to on msn heres my convo suggest pls

John says (8:33 PM):
hi wat up
dont be like that you cunt
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
ILL KILL YOU BITCH!
John says (8:34 PM):
hi my name is molly im acshully a girl in rl
i was born with a stake through my hed and it makes me talk weird and i cant feel my hands or feet so they call me wobbly molly
and my cat she bites me but i am to fat to get to her so i just kinda basque in my fatness and get bit but i dont mind
John says (8:35 PM):
but anyway i liek cheetos like way supper much uhhh <3333 sorry cheetos make me fell wet i love how it feels when i wipe the flavoring on my nipples make shtem tingle
John says (8:36 PM):
of course my nipples are like huge the size of baseballs and theyre like all sore all the time cause i suck on them to keep myself alive when momy and dady dont feed me sicne of course they cant afford to pay for my medical bills
John says (8:37 PM):
my medical bills are realiy big and stuff like i ned to get my rectum manuelyl cleaned by a doctor because my but cheks are so big that i cunt actually shit by meself so every few das gotta empty the pooper lol i noirite its such a drag
anyway i like pizza too but the grease jus kinda congeals on my chin which is like a foot long mostly made of excess fat and stuff but i like to save it for later teeehee but yeah pizza makes me fell good an im not afrarid to admit it!
John says (8:38 PM):
anyway sometimes i eat cookies too but they give me the shits really bad but sense my cheks are too big the diahrea just builds up it really hurts plus it stings my ashol
lol omg dustein you are like so not talking to me why not i thot we was best friends!
anyway so my dog his name is taco jr i named him after me teehee anyways yeah he is waay super cutey!!!

 

lulz attention whore

 

shut up you!

aruevs sounds mexican to me

explain!

or shoudl i say..
explicar!

 

CHARIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My pokemon brings all the boys to the yard..
and they're like "wanna trade cards"?? damn right,
i wanna trade cards, i can beat you cause ive got..

CHARIZARD!

 

I'm no mexican

 

promis

 

primis to god lulz