teach me how to be a guru :(

[Rexasaurous]

Okay here's the throw down.. I want to be just like Determinate.. but the only way is to do 20+ posts a day??!? HOW THE FUCK CAN I DO THAT SHIT?!?!!

Oh, I know, comment on absolutely every new thread started in the Runescape forums and let them know about every opinion I have!! Not like it matters though, I'm just trying my hardest to be the #1 guru ))))))))
Plus most of the shit I post on it is spam anyways, but who the fuck cares! 14+ posts a day is my target and i'm sticking to it

 

[Sacro]

Please don't

 

[Brendan]

Don't post because you feel you have to, only if you want to or are able help assist someone. You get there eventually.

 

[Determinate]

lolwat

 

[333]

Please don't pull a Gohan.

 

[Rexasaurous]

4700 posts in 10 months = 16 posts a day = DEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!













































Yet there's still a "Trade with caution" by your name

i'm carefully making the assumption that you're one of those people who update their status on facebook about every little thing they're doing? every 2 hours or so?

 

[Determinate]

Yet there's still a "Trade with caution" by your name

i'm carefully making the assumption that you're one of those people who update their status on facebook about every little thing they're doing? every 2 hours or so?

I don't have a Facebook. Guess again.

 

[Gurtaton]

I have a Facebook, but I don't login lolol... By the way, no one here can find it. Good luck.

 

[w000t]

by posting 20 times a day

 

[Rexasaurous]

by posting 20 times a day

thats what im trying to do now so i gotta get lessons from the guy who knows how to spam his opinions the best - determinate

 

[Brendan]

thats what im trying to do now so i gotta get lessons from the guy who knows how to spam his opinions the best - determinate

Hahanerd is better.

 

[uselesspoop]

just spam in the spam forum it'll up your post count and u get no infraction!!!!

 

[I am Aaron]

just spam in the spam forum it'll up your post count and u get no infraction!!!!

k

msg2short

 

[Bubba Fuzz]

First to be a guru you have to act like you know every thing since you have been here a long ass time. Then all your posts have to act as if your the top of the world. Follow those steps and you'll be a guru like the rest of us.
(srs guys that's what we look like...)


/srs

 

[RossDuggan]

You would get guru if you didn't runefag so bad.

Huge vouch for Rexasaurous, sold him over $1000 worth of gp altogether, he went first and everything went well. He is safe to trade with.

 

[Meeder1]

Could always just be one of those gurus who plays no rule in the community what so ever, like me