By popular demand: The Official Cowboy Buttsex Thread!

Welcome! or should I say giddy up! (your penis)

You've just clicked onto the Official Cowboy Buttsex thread! If you're craving yourself some good-old fashioned, greasy cowboy buttsex, you've come to the right place!

If you want to apply to be an official member of the Official Cowboy Buttsex thread, please post below! Lawd knows we need some girthy and sweaty members to really get this thing nice and good.




Remember: If something in life is hard, it sure as hell isn't flacid!​

List (Those hoping for a nice hard horse straddling in the log chopper):

-Yewat? <--------- fak you
- Preston Blake <-- name's preston, obv. gay
- woohblah1 <---- "wooh" for the noise he makes when bjing a massive flesh log
- Mazer Hybrid <--- obv. lieks teh cawk n bawls
-Shall Skill<--------- (more like Shall buttsex it up!)
-cp <------------- stands for cunt punt
-benwise90 <------- more like butraep90
-Louis <--------- that smiley is actually his teared asshole resulting from membership here
- Jcashnumbers <------------------ C'mon... we all know about the whole "milk" incident...
Arya <----------- lolwut
squidge <-------------- pronounced "squeegee", as he used one to removes cum from his ass
-jooker <------------- not joking when he says he likes balls to the face
-Dustein <------------------ sucks at halo tbh
-blupig <--------------- Squeal piggy, squeal
-Hookups <-------- the fuck is this?
-Dragonfire455 <------ enjoys a dragons fiery load in his capacious shit hole

 

you fail

 

how 'bout no?

 

Jesus Christ man, close your legs smells like fucking sea food in here

 

I'm girthy, and have a nice cowboy uniform.

 

xD

I saw that guy in manhattan once and he was an silly people laugh

 

^_^ I once saw a cat purring and he was cute an people cuddle. <3

 

lolwut

 

wow dude i joined this just to be in the club

 

ET jack off somewhere else...this isnt a gay site sorry...
we dont wanna see that pic of u...

 

Added to list!

Oh, and to quote your location

 

put my name on dat dere list cowboy. yeehaw

 

dude et wtf u skipped me. ily we go way back

 

who r u.

and added to list both of ya'll

 

mememe

 

i want the 112 =p and ill join lol

no homo

 

^ runfag rawfl

 

ow my teared asshole

 

I'ma ride you ALL night lawng boy.

 

olawd